http://www.theonion.com/content/video/how_to_find_a_masculine_halloween#id98853?utm_source=onion_rss_daily (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/how_to_find_a_masculine_halloween#id98853?utm_source=onion_rss_daily)
Wow. I know it the Onion, but I'm a little worried about what actually started them on this one...