Obviously this woman from the story is a man hater and I hate to be approached by this woman on the streets!
My phantom balls are hurting after reading this story.
Poor dude!
QuoteLangley man loses testicle after random, vicious kick by woman
By Katie Mercer, The ProvinceOctober 28, 2009
Men walking about in Langley should be wary after a woman viciously kicked a man in the groin, causing him to lose a testicle.
"I just want to know what her problem is," Anthony Clark, 22, told The Province Tuesday. "People like her shouldn't be on the streets."
Clark was walking along 200th Avenue in the Brookswood area of Langley one afternoon in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.
"I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me," he said.
That's when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.
Clark wasn't aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he "noticed something was missing."...
http://www.calgaryherald.com/health/loses+testicle+after+random+vicious+kick+woman/2152272/story.html (http://www.calgaryherald.com/health/loses+testicle+after+random+vicious+kick+woman/2152272/story.html)
Ouch!
While watching someone get hit in the groin can be funny, it's also dangerous to both genders. You can potentially kill someone.
Also, I hear that area gets very tender on T. :x
I hear that OUCH! :-X
Jay
:icon_omfg:
:eusa_sick:
:icon_shakefist:
Where was she? It would save me $1500. :icon_reface:.
Janet
Being an empathetic person I hate to hear
about or see anybody getting "racked up". As
I was watching "America's Funniest Home Video"
in the T.V. lounge of a truck stop, it came to
the obligatory kid with a t-ball bat "accident",
I cringed and squirmed in my seat, when I
looked around, all the guys where staring at me.
That's horrible! Some guys double over from a light "ball-tagging"; a hit hard enough to rupture a testicle must have been hell.
Quote from: Matthew J. F on November 02, 2009, 02:42:46 AM
My phantom balls are hurting after reading this story.
Mine too..
Quote from: Mr. Fox on November 02, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
That's horrible! Some guys double over from a light "ball-tagging"; a hit hard enough to rupture a testicle must have been hell.
Its one of those things that is undescribable.. I will be glad when mine are history
I describe it as a "Terminal Belly Ache".
I would like to be rid of mine but that story just makes ya cringe. I hate when I get racked I couldnt imagine that trauma.
Quote from: Mr. Fox on November 02, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
That's horrible! Some guys double over from a light "ball-tagging"; a hit hard enough to rupture a testicle must have been hell.
I hear getting clipped hurts more than full blown hit. Or so I've only heard from my friends who are dudes... any MTFs willing to shed some light?
Well it is one of the hazards of tucking improperly. :-X
Janet
Yes Tristan they can hurt alot more from a well placed tap than a full on hit. Just one of the hazards of being a person with testicles.
"That's when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen."
:icon_eek:
To his... abdomen?
:icon_eek:
Quote from: Radar on November 02, 2009, 07:29:32 PMTo his... abdomen?
Yup, that is where they come from and
when it gets cold that is where they go,
when they get cold and when we tuck but
to have one driven up there is unimaginable :icon_eek:
I once asked a friend what it felt like to have breasts, to which she responded,
"What does it feel like to have a penis?" What does it feel like to be racked?
It is like trying to describe red to a person who was born blind but if I
were able to compare it to a pain which all might be familiar with,
I would have to say it compares to about an hours worth of a dull
throbbing toothache compressed down to about thirty seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0PamtXZO70# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0PamtXZO70#)
It's times/stories like these that make me happy I've got no balls.
ouch!
Quote from: Tristan H. on November 02, 2009, 06:26:39 PM
I hear getting clipped hurts more than full blown hit. Or so I've only heard from my friends who are dudes... any MTFs willing to shed some light?
It's more effective than a stun gun. I think in the full on blow the body goes into shock, kind of like when you're in a car accident.
As for the assailant, my guess is she had a bad run in with a testicle toting humanoid. :icon_chainsaw:
Julie
i'm sure if anyone could see the faces i made reading this, they would have been ROFLing xD
:icon_blink: :eusa_silenced: :eusa_sick: :eusa_shifty: :icon_dizzy: :icon_drdodgy: :icon_shakefist: :icon_writers_block: :icon_yikes: :icon_weirdface: :icon_zombie:
ok i'm done, i swear
Quote from: SilverFang on November 03, 2009, 01:45:56 AM
It's times/stories like these that make me happy I've got no balls.
Yeah, but a kick to the groin hard enough to send a regular guy's testicle into his abdomen can do other kinds of damage to a guy with an "innie". Serious, my cervix is having a panic-attack of its own over what kind of damage can be done. The erectile tissue of the clitoris can also be seriously damaged in such a hard boot to the groin.
Quote from: YoungSoulRebel on November 03, 2009, 10:21:20 PM
Yeah, but a kick to the groin hard enough to send a regular guy's testicle into his abdomen can do other kinds of damage to a guy with an "innie". Serious, my cervix is having a panic-attack of its own over what kind of damage can be done.The erectile tissue of the clitoris can also be seriously damaged in such a hard boot to the groin.
I don't understand why there's this belief that kicking women in the crotch doesn't hurt. It does. Bad. It can damage the clitoris and make it hurt very bad to pee for days. Hitting the bone just right makes it hurt for days too.
Being kicked/hit hard anywhere will hurt no matter what body part. It just seems people think that a woman can be kicked in the crotch and not be phased one bit... like she's wearing metal underwear or something. I've never understood that.
Quote from: Tristan H. on November 02, 2009, 06:26:39 PM
I hear getting clipped hurts more than full blown hit. Or so I've only heard from my friends who are dudes... any MTFs willing to shed some light?
Yes it can. I think of it like a Sprain vs a Break. I couldn't walk on a sprained ankle at all. I was able to walk for half a day on a broken one. The sprain had all my nerves on edge the break was deeper and I didn't notice until the fluid build up made the area tender.
A 'tap' usually is just enough to set all your nerves off and hurt - a lot. Where as with a full on blow the hit is deeper and your nerves just don't react the same way. A deep pain will hurt longer and is more serious. A shallow pain hurts a lot NOW but will usually go away more quickly.
Quote from: Radar on November 04, 2009, 01:12:48 PM
I don't understand why there's this belief that kicking women in the crotch doesn't hurt. It does. Bad. It can damage the clitoris and make it hurt very bad to pee for days. Hitting the bone just right makes it hurt for days too.
Being kicked/hit hard anywhere will hurt no matter what body part. It just seems people think that a woman can be kicked in the crotch and not be phased one bit... like she's wearing metal underwear or something. I've never understood that.
Exactly! And it can especially bruise someone without testicles too. No one should kid anyone in the crotch regardless of gender.
Quote from: Julie Marie on November 03, 2009, 08:23:44 AM
It's more effective than a stun gun. I think in the full on blow the body goes into shock, kind of like when you're in a car accident.
As for the assailant, my guess is she had a bad run in with a testicle toting humanoid. :icon_chainsaw:
Julie
Quote from: r.morgan on November 04, 2009, 01:24:55 PM
Yes it can. I think of it like a Sprain vs a Break. I couldn't walk on a sprained ankle at all. I was able to walk for half a day on a broken one. The sprain had all my nerves on edge the break was deeper and I didn't notice until the fluid build up made the area tender.
A 'tap' usually is just enough to set all your nerves off and hurt - a lot. Where as with a full on blow the hit is deeper and your nerves just don't react the same way. A deep pain will hurt longer and is more serious. A shallow pain hurts a lot NOW but will usually go away more quickly.
Thanks for the input! I guess it's kind of like a paper cut vs a real cut. One is more serious, but you swear the little one hurts more.
Quote from: Radar on November 04, 2009, 01:12:48 PM
I don't understand why there's this belief that kicking women in the crotch doesn't hurt. It does. Bad. It can damage the clitoris and make it hurt very bad to pee for days. Hitting the bone just right makes it hurt for days too.
Being kicked/hit hard anywhere will hurt no matter what body part. It just seems people think that a woman can be kicked in the crotch and not be phased one bit... like she's wearing metal underwear or something. I've never understood that.
Me neither. I don't recall ever being kicked there, but I've taken some hard blows to the groin from my own stupidity (from furniture, climbing railing, getting on a bicycle for somebody much taller than myself, etc...) and it hurts hard. I've had at least one blow there that made it hurt to pee for a couple days afterward. Just cos the bits don't really dangle doesn't mean it doesn't hurt as much.
Well I know, but there have been times where I've been hit in the groin and the angle was such that I felt no pain, but it would have hurt balls.
Don't want to experience being hurt on the clit, it's already borderline-painful to sit the wrong way.
I've been slammed on the pubic bone too, that's no fun. Like a bruise, except it probably wasn't a bruise or it would have been much more painful.
Quote from: Tristan H. on November 04, 2009, 06:11:18 PM
Exactly! And it can especially bruise someone without testicles too. No one should kid anyone in the crotch regardless of gender.
Don't know about you but I'd rather avoid being kicked anywhere, lol.
Quote from: Radar on November 04, 2009, 01:12:48 PM
I don't understand why there's this belief that kicking women in the crotch doesn't hurt.
Hey at least they don't go for it.
Quote from: SilverFang on November 04, 2009, 06:58:00 PM
Well I know, but there have been times where I've been hit in the groin and the angle was such that I felt no pain...
You're lucky. Either I'm unlucky, more sensitive there or both.
Quote from: SilverFang on November 04, 2009, 06:58:00 PM
Hey at least they don't go for it.
I wish my cousin had received this memo. It's like she made a game of it. :-\
Quote from: Radar on November 04, 2009, 07:30:11 PM
I wish my cousin had received this memo. It's like she made a game of it. :-\
Aww that's too bad.
That woman should have her head examined and her shoes confiscated. (Barefeet don't hurt near as bad as pointy-toed shoes or worse, steel-toe boots... But of course they still hurt. :-\)
Quote from: Radar on November 04, 2009, 01:12:48 PM
I don't understand why there's this belief that kicking women in the crotch doesn't hurt. It does. Bad. It can damage the clitoris and make it hurt very bad to pee for days. Hitting the bone just right makes it hurt for days too.
I tripped on the edge of my futon and my crotch landed exactly on my boyfriend's kneecap. :icon_blah: :icon_dizzy: I finally had a sense of how it feels for a biomale to be whacked there, as I groaned from my fetal position while clutching my junk with both hands. Ooooowwww.... I didn't even want my boyfriend touching me or talking to me; I slapped his hands away and told him to shut up with his "I'm so sorry!"s and just let me try to, um, get over it.
So yeah, 'innies' are just as bad to hit as the testis. (And don't get me started on the boob-tumors, yow!!)
Ohhhh god duuude shew my nephew told me about this a while ago lol still makes me cringe and wanna curl up in a fetal position and ehhh I dunno bout you guys but I have been kicked in the groin...and punched (by people who i guess think its funny to hit people there? meh)*twitch* anyways that...yeaaah let's just say I had dropped curled up to the floor with eyes watering even for the "lighter" kicks lol it's possible I'm just "sensitive" but geeze ugh poor guy
Quote from: IanToxic on November 08, 2009, 12:14:23 AM
Ohhhh god duuude shew my nephew told me about this a while ago lol still makes me cringe and wanna curl up in a fetal position and ehhh I dunno bout you guys but I have been kicked in the groin...and punched (by people who i guess think its funny to hit people there? meh)*twitch* anyways that...yeaaah let's just say I had dropped curled up to the floor with eyes watering even for the "lighter" kicks lol it's possible I'm just "sensitive" but geeze ugh poor guy
I've been hit in the crotch and had my crotch get hit from furniture. It doesn't matter how sensitive you are, it's still a tender place.
I've dented a motorcycle gas tank with my pubis.
In general the pubis does a decent job of protecting front-on impacts, it was much more damaging to the gas tank than me.
While I'd love to have full biomale genitalia, 8 inches please, another part of me cringes at all the stuff that can happen to external plumbing. I'd love to be like a dolphin, have a big one that just sucks up inside myself when not having fun. ;D