First, I'd like to apologize in advance if this is offensive to any. Being a former Catholic, I find it funny.
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38DD breast, 24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
Just goes to prove that God is a woman. ;D
After all In the beginning God created man. Every project has a prototype. And then she created woman.
After all In the beginning God created man. But she was only joking.
Janet
Ha ha awesome!
Very funny Janet :P
Jay
Haha, I love it. And I'm not even Catholic!