A man had been praying to God every night before bed for years to answer three questions he had but would never actually ask the questions in prayer, hoping this would peak God's curiosity so he would answer him.
One night he made made the same prayer he always did and it worked. God answered and asked him what his questions were. The conversation went like this:
"Yes my son?"
"God, may I ask you three questions?"
"Yes, my son."
"God, is it true that a second in heaven is like a million years on Earth?"
"Yes my son."
"Thank you Lord. Is it also true that a penny in heaven is like a million dollars here on earth?"
"Yes my son."
"Thank you lord. If it's not too much trouble lord, may I have a penny from you?"
"Yes my son, give me just a second."
That is a Godly "Gotcha".
Janet
That was awesome! I liked that :)
Thank God the poor soul wasn't out "quarter bumming"!
Lol, that's a good one.