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General Discussions => Entertainment => Humor => Topic started by: Cindy on December 20, 2009, 03:02:41 AM

Title: On The twelve days of Christnas My true (?) love gave to me
Post by: Cindy on December 20, 2009, 03:02:41 AM
OK just some fun.

We start at one, the next poster adds the next verse (?) etc after twelve we start again.
I of course expect this post to be treated with the reverence that we all have for such posts. I also expect some sort of reply to the true love.
I also insist that Susan's Rules are followed. Humour but not rude please. Have FUN
Cindy.


One the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: One condom. (You bas***d, you think that giving me one s**w will make my festive season  >:-) >:-).

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two

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Post by: Miniar on December 20, 2009, 04:14:35 AM
two nuzzlehugs
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Post by: aubrey on December 20, 2009, 04:20:37 AM
3 legs a-stepping
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Post by: LordKAT on December 21, 2009, 12:27:22 AM
4 kind words
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Post by: Inphyy on December 21, 2009, 12:36:05 AM
5 kicks in the buttox
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Post by: Flan on December 21, 2009, 12:36:49 AM
a 6 pack of beer...
:P
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Post by: Inphyy on December 21, 2009, 12:38:32 AM
7 pairs of knickers
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Post by: V M on December 21, 2009, 12:44:29 AM
Eight octopus tentacles
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Post by: Inphyy on December 21, 2009, 01:29:43 AM
9 reindeer "chocolates"
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Post by: Janet_Girl on December 21, 2009, 01:39:12 AM
Ten dances tightly
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Post by: Cindy on December 21, 2009, 02:30:18 AM
Eleven dictionaries (whoops)

Yes Maiuniti there are no n's in Christmas, And I just thought there were No 'l's (sorry) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: Inphyy on December 21, 2009, 02:40:57 AM
12 midnight masquerades
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Post by: Cindy on December 21, 2009, 03:35:03 AM
And a Cindy in a warm bed.


Some one else can start
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Post by: Unconditional Acceptance on December 21, 2009, 11:55:18 AM
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

One silly Susan's thread  ("What is this Three Word Story you speak of?")  ;)
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Post by: LordKAT on December 21, 2009, 12:47:01 PM
2 funny hats
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Post by: Janet_Girl on December 21, 2009, 01:25:25 PM
Three chocolate cakes
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Post by: Inphyy on December 21, 2009, 04:58:19 PM
4 botox injections
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Post by: Flan on December 21, 2009, 05:51:03 PM
a 6 quart slow cooker...
:eusa_wall:
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Post by: Inphyy on December 21, 2009, 06:23:24 PM
7 Kelis Milkshakes
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Post by: Unconditional Acceptance on December 21, 2009, 07:08:45 PM
Eight emoticons  :icon_dance:
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Post by: Nicky on December 21, 2009, 07:15:09 PM
nine bran muffins (hey, christmas can back you up  :embarrassed:)
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Post by: V M on December 21, 2009, 07:17:38 PM
Ten new pair of panties
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Post by: Flan on December 21, 2009, 07:48:06 PM
an 11 year old car...
:icon_punch:
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Post by: Inphyy on December 21, 2009, 07:50:07 PM
12 beatings by Chris Brown
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Post by: Janet_Girl on December 21, 2009, 07:53:24 PM
And around we go again.

One "roll in the hay"  ::)
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Post by: Inphyy on December 21, 2009, 07:59:22 PM
2 depends diapers
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Post by: Unconditional Acceptance on December 21, 2009, 08:14:17 PM
Three Super Soakers
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Post by: Flan on December 21, 2009, 08:15:23 PM
4 packages via UPS :)
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Post by: V M on December 21, 2009, 08:34:50 PM
Five odd looking things
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Post by: Janet_Girl on December 21, 2009, 08:37:58 PM
6 diamond rings, full caret of course.   >:-)
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Post by: Flan on December 21, 2009, 08:58:53 PM
7 deadly zins (brand wine)
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Post by: Inphyy on December 21, 2009, 09:52:56 PM
8 shots of female hormones
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Post by: LordKAT on December 22, 2009, 12:54:41 AM
9 doses of T
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Post by: Cindy on December 22, 2009, 01:21:39 AM
Ten ear piercings (ouch)
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Post by: LordKAT on December 22, 2009, 01:27:44 AM
11 endo visits
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Post by: Inphyy on December 22, 2009, 01:45:21 AM
12 botched nose jobs
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Post by: LordKAT on December 22, 2009, 09:18:09 AM
one dose of sanity
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Post by: Janet_Girl on December 22, 2009, 10:55:15 AM
Two nipple rings.  :icon_yikes:
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Post by: V M on December 22, 2009, 12:21:42 PM
Four Lovers Competing
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Post by: Inphyy on December 22, 2009, 04:49:47 PM
5 songs from iTunes
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Post by: Cindy on December 23, 2009, 01:23:49 AM
Six Hotdogs
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Post by: V M on December 23, 2009, 01:26:35 AM
Seven Push Up Bras
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Post by: Inphyy on December 23, 2009, 01:34:32 AM
8 Hot Chocolates
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Post by: Flan on December 23, 2009, 01:38:18 AM
9 servings too many...
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Post by: aubrey on December 23, 2009, 04:26:22 AM
10 condoms missing?
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Post by: rejennyrated on December 23, 2009, 05:31:28 AM
eleven hours of electolysis  :o (Ouch! I think thats more than I needed in total!)
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Post by: LordKAT on December 23, 2009, 05:33:05 AM
4 golden gloves
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Post by: Inphyy on December 23, 2009, 03:03:14 PM
LordKat you were suppose to be 12! O.o

1 stocking stocked
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Post by: V M on December 23, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
Two stalkers stalking
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Post by: Inphyy on December 23, 2009, 04:29:23 PM
4 songs by Lady GaGa
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Post by: Janet_Girl on December 23, 2009, 06:47:19 PM
5 "Bones" episodes.
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Post by: Lachlann on December 23, 2009, 06:51:18 PM
6 Dollhouse renewals with -Fox interference
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Post by: Flan on December 23, 2009, 06:54:47 PM
my 7th reply to this thread...  ^-^
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Post by: V M on December 23, 2009, 07:08:31 PM
Eight traffic violations
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Post by: LordKAT on December 24, 2009, 04:55:22 AM
9 plates of food
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Post by: Janet_Girl on December 24, 2009, 10:53:13 AM
10 Antacid tables
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Post by: Miniar on December 24, 2009, 11:19:36 AM
12 bags of T-gel
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Post by: insanitylives on December 24, 2009, 04:16:15 PM
And a flying monkey ina tree
(sing that to the last line of 12 days of xmas :P)
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Post by: LordKAT on December 24, 2009, 06:40:07 PM
2 wishes and a dream
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Post by: Inphyy on December 24, 2009, 07:53:33 PM
3 triplets singing
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Post by: LordKAT on December 24, 2009, 07:55:47 PM
4 quads covered in snow
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Post by: Janet_Girl on December 24, 2009, 07:56:45 PM
Five kisses under the Mistletoe.  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Post by: LordKAT on December 24, 2009, 07:59:19 PM
6 hershey kisses to match
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Post by: V M on December 25, 2009, 01:17:34 AM
Seven leather bondage outfits
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Post by: Flan on December 25, 2009, 01:28:06 AM
8 cans of
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Post by: Cindy on December 25, 2009, 01:44:45 AM
Nine inches around the tummy (groan I'm full)
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Post by: AmySmiles on December 25, 2009, 07:53:01 AM
Ten buttons popping (groan I'm full)  :laugh:
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Post by: Janet_Girl on December 25, 2009, 12:02:02 PM
Eleven dosages of E
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Post by: Miniar on December 25, 2009, 12:23:36 PM
12 boxer briefs (no really, I got one for xmas, an Armani one!)
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Post by: insanitylives on December 25, 2009, 12:29:08 PM
One huge hug :)

or dancing gir *is distracted by sig above*
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Post by: Flan on December 25, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
2 many things I need to buy still  :-X (yes, I know it should be "too", referring to medical stuff)
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Post by: insanitylives on December 25, 2009, 02:04:36 PM
three purring kittens
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Post by: V M on December 25, 2009, 10:48:39 PM
 Four cups of coffee  :icon_inyourface:
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Post by: Janet_Girl on December 25, 2009, 10:57:19 PM
5 more inches on the hips.
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Post by: Inphyy on December 25, 2009, 11:06:12 PM
6 cups of hot coco
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Post by: V M on December 25, 2009, 11:10:03 PM
Seven freaked out relatives
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Post by: Laura91 on December 25, 2009, 11:16:29 PM
Eight tablets of Tums.
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Post by: Inphyy on December 25, 2009, 11:35:28 PM
9 pieces of Christmas ham
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Post by: Cindy on December 26, 2009, 01:04:34 AM
Ten diamond rings
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Post by: V M on December 26, 2009, 01:35:53 AM
Eleven dogs a howling
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Post by: Cindy on December 26, 2009, 01:42:10 AM
Twelve sets of ear plugs

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Post by: Inphyy on December 26, 2009, 04:05:46 AM
One time a year for Christmas
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