OK, everyone tell your favorite holiday joke.
I'll start:
Why do Santa and Mrs. Claus have no children?
Because Santa only comes once a year and even when he does it is down the chimney.
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Ivan and Tatianna were talking about the upcoming weather for Christmas.
Everyday Tatianna would ask Ivan "What would the weather be today?"
Everyday Ivan would say "Let me call my friend, he will know"
And Ivan would call his friend and "Say he says it will rain today".
And it would rain.
Everyday till Christmas the same conversation and the same answer "Rain".
And everyday it rained.
On Christmas Day, Tatianna said "Surely it won't rain today!"
But when Ivan called, it was the same old answer "Rain".
And it rain on Christmas Day.
"But how does he know that?", cried Tatianna.
"Because, My Love" Ivan said " Rudolf the Red, knows Rain, Dear"
That is so bad,
Janet
Quote"Because, My Love" Ivan said " Rudolf the Red, knows Rain, Dear"
*loudly* Groan