Its hard being a Jedi. Fighting people all the time to save others and peacefully negotiating what a transsexual is to the public.
Often I think of the 3 main rules of the Jedi order.
1. A Jedi shall not know love.
2. A Jedi shall not know anger.
3. A Jedi shall not know hate.
Oh I wish I could fall in love and have children and live happily ever after. Its the first rule that gets to me and often I fall into dark thoughts of making love to people and forgetting my Jedi vows. If only I could be with someone.
My master says I should concentrate on my training but sometimes I secretly think the Jedi are liars and are cheating me out of what I want most ---LOVE! I am still a virgin and hope one day to become a Master. Until then I must distract myself and resist the passionate love of another woman which is what I desire. But it is not the Jedi way and I feel lost and lonely..Can someone help me please???
I must distract myself and resist the passionate love of another woman which is what I desire. But it is not the Jedi way
Sounds homophobic to me. Maybe you should try the Sith for awhile?
Being a lonely transsexual anything is a hard road to follow. But there is love out there, and we love you darling Jedi.
Here are some Jedi hugs
:-* :icon_hug: :icon_hug: :icon_hug: :icon_hug: :icon_hug: :icon_hug: :icon_hug: :-*
Cindy, who is just off the planet
I feel the force is strong with you young Jedi. Seriously wanting love is one thing as a transsexual woman there will be someone out there for you given time. As for children then the whole process of transition if you need gender reassignment surgery is such that it is not a possibility once reassignment has taken place. The only possible solution would be to have sperm frozen and kept for IVF later on. Its complicated I know, but then we have special lives.
Something to think about if you don't have one already. There is usually a master and an apprentice working on things together. Maybe a mentor in your life to look up to and be there to help you in times like this would be worth thinking about.
Keep your focus young Jedi, you will be a master one day.
Stardust
Im clearly Sith because those 3 rules are often broken :) and the good thing about Sith is everything usually goes exactly as i have foreseen! (heres hoping at least)
Come on talk a walk on the dark side, passion is power; and you will find it comes much easier than devotion to drawn out, joyless road that the Jedi walk.
>:-) join the dark side >:-)
Yes, join the darkside...we have cookies and deathstars galore...just what any girl needs when she's feeling down.
Don't make out with your sister.
Nah - Timelords have far more fun. We get to live many different lives!
and this is why I'm not a Jedi... at least not of Old Code but of New Order. and more I identify with my own code, the Shadow Order. but that doesn't matter, what matters is you are a jedi, you really should follow the New Order Code. it's much more enlightened... a Jedi must know love in some form to know the force.
Jedis, Hah. Sith Lords, Bah. Time Lords, we were there when you began.
We are the Vampyre. Join Us Young one and live forever. The strong you get, the more powerful you become. And you may become as I, a dies-ingredior, or day-walker in the English tongue.
For I am in reality, Akasha ~ Empress of Gomorrah
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Blimey Janet - I love the makeover -
Mind you I think you forget that we timelords defeated the Vampyres when our bowship fleet ended the first time war by impaling the Vampyre queen through the heart in her castle!
Ah Jenny my dear, but what of your precious little planet now. We had our revenge, and there are more of us now. ;)
And that is my original drawing, even in the days that we rule Egypt, I was TS. GI is never ending. Can't a girl catch a break. ;D
LOL - my first incarnation - and I am talking real life incarnations now - was as a female temple prostitute in Egypt! </exit real life mode>
But yes I admit that Galifrey was destroyed and that my father and I are the last timelords left alive... but trust me one day we shall rise again!
Two of you against the millions. I haven't laughed that hard since Sodom was destroyed. And I think I might remember you, my Dear.
BTW, why aren't you working on your book. crossed her arms and taps her foot impatiently.
well I've written 17,000 words this week so I figured I was due a night off!
... and you should never underestimate a timelord. We live for eons, we can change our faces and our genders just be regenerating - and we never give up!
Oh - and we aren't affraid of wooden stakes or sunlight :D
Wooden Stakes for what? Marking your garden. And sunshine does not matter to a day walker.
Oh and I met some old friend of your father.
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I am glad to hear of your progress, Jenny. ;D
Ah Janet
Where can I get that make over? I'll be ready to blow up another microwave then :laugh:
12 firemen 1 goddess, Mmmm nice afternoon
Cindy :laugh:
You would DARE to bring Daleks in here? The most evil creatures in the universe... when you know I have no tardis and cannot escape? Why Janet you are clearly an oponent to be reckoned with, as cunning and determined as you are beautiful. I salute you!
But quick let me forge an alliance with the Jedi - and we'll see how well Daleks can fight a lightsabre! LOL
.... to be continued!
[enter voice over man - I borrowed him from Batman - cos I couldn't afford the music rights on the doctor who theme tune! Murray Gold is an expensive composer...]
Will our heroine Jenny be turned into a vampyre?
Will the Daleks get decapitated by Natalie with her light sabre?
Where is the Doctor with his tardis when you need him?
To find out just tune in folks - same time - same chanel (=thread) - next week!
LOL :laugh:
We have ->-bleeped-<- jedis battling transithuals and something about time traveling vampires.
This thread just went to Japan.
The Daleks are the enemies of all kind. They are no friends of the Vampyre. If not for your father's appears they would have found my lair. BTW time lord blood is tasty. >:-)
Cindy you like my makeover? So it is write so it is done. Tomorrow shall be the last daylight you shall see.
actually Autumn I think you'll find that we are in the UK... in a warehouse just outside cardiff with a full BBC TV studio crew and a budget of several hundred thousand!
Wanna play rough Janet?
This is me before the rejennyration!
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I'll bet that far more people get creeped out over all that jedi nonsense, that star wars/trek stuff than freak out over the TG deal. I met a jedi master once, sort of. It was Samual L. Jackson, but he was not in costume at the time, so I'm not sure if it counts.
look I'ma just pull out my deathnote and write all your names in it... how does that sounds? settle things a bit for you all? :P
There is no battle, BardicFire ... Yet. But if the time lords wish it, then let it be written, let it be done.
Are you ready, Time Lord?
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Well are you? >:-)
dont underestimate the time lords, they have dangerous screwdrivers!!
Quote from: Metamorph on April 02, 2010, 07:31:06 PM
dont underestimate the time lords, they have dangerous screwdrivers!!
I would must rather have a Virgin Bloody Mary, made with the blood of a Virgin Named Mary.
Thankyou for your comments and deliberations.
Long have I dwelled in the dark side of irrational thoughts of love. I know love is the strongest power in the Galaxy. I must be wary of its power. That is why a Jedi must accept love but never truly know it. It is just too powerful and can lead one astray.
As for the Timelords- Our temple has records of their existance and we see the Force is strong with them. Those Jedi which have fallen into the netherworld of the Force tell us of the struggle between the Timelords and vaious other races such as the Daleks.
The Jedi choose to concentrate on the moment but into the future we see. We understand that the Doctor is of real origins amongst the stars....Wait I sense something...I must go and help the needy. Till next time ..May the Force be with you.
Vampyres? Time Lords? a Jedi cares not for these things.
This is starting to read like a transcript of a trans-ponder podcast. :o
Quote from: BardicFire on April 02, 2010, 08:53:01 PM
Vampyres? Time Lords? a Jedi cares not for these things.
Yes a Jedi must concentrate on where they are, what they are doing.
Through the Force we see many things. All in the moment. Which really makes life difficult. So we like to slash our way through our problems with Light Sabers. Hehe.
May the force be with yu, as long as it keeps yur Tartis running. Or is that tortoise. Whatever >:-)
This is just plain weird now, lol. Have you not all forgotten about the MASTER.
Hehe
You seen in the new dr who series - Churchill will build daleks with union flags on
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besides, i prefer
Peace is a lie; there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free.
Quote from: stardust on April 04, 2010, 06:10:15 PM
This is just plain weird now, lol. Have you not all forgotten about the MASTER.
Hehe
The MASTER is an outcast and as such has forfeited his right to true timelord status.
He became such long ago when in an attempt to gain an extra life he took the body of the being formerly known as Tremas of Traken. Ever since then he has managed to exist only by continual lying and cheating even to the point where, before the timewar, he managed to con the high council into properly renewing his lifespan.
But still I say he is no true timelord. ;)
Could we get a treatment done for Dr Who, vampyres and jedi VS Daleks and pitch it to the BBC...I'm sure it would be a winner simply for the fact that this thread has had me in stitches. :laugh:
Quote from: Rock_chick on April 04, 2010, 06:42:54 PM
Could we get a treatment done for Dr Who, vampyres and jedi VS Daleks and pitch it to the BBC...I'm sure it would be a winner simply for the fact that this thread has had me in stitches. :laugh:
Well in real life I am a screenwriter and I have spoken to Steven Moffat - (Met him briefly at last years screenwriters festival, so yeah I guess so.)
I also worked as a technician on the last Sylvester Mccoy series of the old classic show, and as technical supervisor at the BBC archive during the 1990's I was in charge of the digital preservation and restoration of all the old master tapes - I did most of them myself too! so in a very real sense all the old shows only still exist because of my work - and that isn't a boast its absolutely true!
Mind you if I write it the doctor has to regenerate and finally undergo that long promised sex change! ;) (What is it? - the past four maybe even five regenerations the BBC have teased us with the possibility of casting a woman - The time has come!)
I work with a bunch of the old ILM guys who built and filmed StarWars, and my guess is that it would only take all the money in the world to get Lucas to let anything happen to his baby.
Plus you have a huge difference in production values to cross. DW tended to a low budget camp where StarWars created technology that had never existed before, I'm not sure how well they would meld.
Quote from: tekla on April 04, 2010, 07:49:55 PM
I work with a bunch of the old ILM guys who built and filmed StarWars, and my guess is that it would only take all the money in the world to get Lucas to let anything happen to his baby.
Plus you have a huge difference in production values to cross. DW tended to a low budget camp where StarWars created technology that had never existed before, I'm not sure how well they would meld.
Couldn't we do something similar to what Mel Brooks did with Space Balls? Something alog the lines of "May the farce be with you young Judi".
Jenny, that's awesome, I remember hiding behind the sofa as a small child watching the Sylvester McCoy series of Dr Who.
Sylvester McCoy was my doctor...but Matt Smith looks like he'll be great.
Quote from: Natalie3174 on April 02, 2010, 11:16:26 PM
Yes a Jedi must concentrate on where they are, what they are doing.
Through the Force we see many things. All in the moment. Which really makes life difficult. So we like to slash our way through our problems with Light Sabers. Hehe.
Agressive Negotiations Much?