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Community Conversation => Transsexual talk => Topic started by: Autumn on April 08, 2010, 12:59:36 AM

Title: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: Autumn on April 08, 2010, 12:59:36 AM
I was just thinking. It'd be great advertising. Nobody would EVER forget. And I'd get my SRS free.

Just implant a small sound chip, like they have in greeting cards now. Whenever I spread my legs, like opening a card, it could announce,

"Just Do It."

or

"Subway: Eat Fresh."

"PETA presents, the Vegina."

"Think outside her buns. Eat great; Never "late." Taco Bell."

Wouldn't accept an offer from Oscar Meyer, though. That jingle would just confuse people.
Title: Re: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: Imadique on April 08, 2010, 01:32:36 AM
"Let your fingers do the walking".

"The greatest show on earth".

"Intel Inside".

"It's what your right arm's for".

"It keeps going and going and going and going and going..."

Post Merge: April 08, 2010, 01:38:20 AM

"Finger licking good" .
Title: Re: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: Seshatneferw on April 08, 2010, 08:15:34 AM
Wouldn't the obvious one be "I'm lovin' it"?

  Nfr
Title: Re: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: tekla on April 08, 2010, 09:21:28 AM
The quality goes in before the name goes on?
Title: Re: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: cynthialee on April 08, 2010, 10:43:57 AM
Made from the best stuff on earth.
Title: Re: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: Flan on April 08, 2010, 10:50:36 AM
Quote from: Seshatneferw on April 08, 2010, 08:15:34 AM
Wouldn't the obvious one be "I'm lovin' it"?

  Nfr
what they said :)
Title: Re: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: tekla on April 08, 2010, 10:53:20 AM
Tastes great, less filling (Miller Lite)
We try harder (Avis)
Good to the last drop (Maxwell House)
Breakfast of champions (Wheaties)
Does she ... or doesn't she? (Clairol)
Where's the beef? (Wendy's)
melts in your mouth, not in your hand (M&M candies)
We bring good things to life (General Electric)
Title: Re: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: Autumn on April 08, 2010, 11:21:55 AM
How else should a year's salary last forever? (I honestly can't recall which company, diamonds are a scam anyway.)
Title: Re: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: no_id on April 08, 2010, 11:27:55 AM
Connecting people - Nokia
Imagination at Work - General Electric (GE)
Where do you want to go today? - Microsoft
Oh, the possibilities - Fisher Price Toys
Can you hear me now? - Verios Wireless
The Happiest place in the world - Disneyland
That was easy - Staples

Some I just have to add:
Push through the pain - Tylenol
Maybe she's born with it.. - Maybelline
Title: Re: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: rejennyrated on April 08, 2010, 12:10:18 PM
Think different (Apple)

Actually if I was going for a corporate sponsor Apple would be pretty cool because:

1. My Vagina would be fractionally more expensive to buy than the competition - and therfore by definition exclusive.
2. My Vagina would be beautifully designed down to the last detail.
3. My Vagina would be simple to use. Just turn it on and it performs!
4. My Vagina would work properly. (well mostly anyway)
5. My Vagina would not suffer from embarrassing memory leaks and other "software issues"
6. My Vagina would be designed for FUN rather than serious stuff.
7. My Vagina would be less prone to viral infections.
8. Bill Gates would not want to go anywhere near my Vagina.

I'm sure there are others but that will do for now. (to be continued...)

;) ;) ;) ;) (don't take this too seriously folks - its a joke!)

Title: Re: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: Autumn on April 08, 2010, 12:15:05 PM
But then your vagina would be trendy and all the obnoxious kids would have used it.
Title: Re: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: rejennyrated on April 08, 2010, 12:18:15 PM
Quote from: Autumn on April 08, 2010, 12:15:05 PM
But then your vagina would be trendy and all the obnoxious kids would have used it.
well yes there are always going to be some drawbacks  :laugh:

Then again I might like obnoxious kids ;)
Title: Re: I want a corporately sponsored vagina.
Post by: tekla on April 08, 2010, 12:21:57 PM
iStuff - you'll buy it even when you don't know what it is.