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Community Conversation => Non-binary talk => Topic started by: no_id on April 08, 2010, 03:32:38 PM

Title: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 08, 2010, 03:32:38 PM
Hell yes I'm adding a fun topic because there's nothing greater than taking paintballs of humour and throwing them at a white wall.
So let's see what colourful flavours everyone can come up with!  8)

You know you're an Androgyne when....
Whenever you go to a public bathroom you always hit your head against the wall between the lady's and men's room...
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Osiris on April 08, 2010, 03:37:14 PM
I've had this kind of moment-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_BYO_6nvdI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_BYO_6nvdI#)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 08, 2010, 03:39:41 PM
Os.. xD...  ;D
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: kyle_lawrence on April 08, 2010, 03:49:01 PM
whenever you go shopping for clothes, you end up with a couple things from the womens section, and a couple from the mens... and then combine it to a single outfit.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Crow on April 08, 2010, 07:35:58 PM
You bind your chest... and then promptly put on a skirt. 8D

Or

You wear brightly colored women's socks (potentially with pictures of cartoon animals, dog footprints, shamrocks, flowers, rainbows, etc. on them) while dressed in a dashing collared shirt and tie.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: cynthialee on April 08, 2010, 07:41:39 PM
You stare at your closet which has boy clothes on one side and girl clothes on the other for 20 mins and the dificult descision brings you to tears.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 09, 2010, 02:59:08 AM
You often get/got a -1 point deduction on your school tests for not filling in gender.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Crow on April 09, 2010, 11:19:27 AM
When this happens to you on Facebook:
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2Fa106u.png&hash=8eecfe338409f05032ad32b9c9b90d03de82d9aa)

...and you select the "close" option. x3
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Devin87 on April 09, 2010, 08:10:11 PM
A little kid asks you "are you a boy or a girl?" and you reply "no".
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Arch on April 09, 2010, 08:48:49 PM
You go into the women's restroom and a gal in there yells, "You're in the wrong restroom!" So you go into the men's room and the guy at the urinal says, "This is the men's room, honey."

Not that I'm an androgyne, mind you.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Osiris on April 09, 2010, 08:51:59 PM
Quote from: Devin87 on April 09, 2010, 08:10:11 PM
A little kid asks you "are you a boy or a girl?" and you reply "no".
That made me LOL  :D
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Crow on April 09, 2010, 10:32:25 PM
When you ponder the possibility of taking testosterone... so you can feel more comfortable in a dress.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Eva Marie on April 09, 2010, 10:38:19 PM
Both seems like a reasonable response to a gender question.... but it isn't an option.

You can discuss makeup tips with your SO.

Your wife borrows things from your wardrobe.



Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 10, 2010, 04:18:16 AM
Quote from: M->-bleeped-<-iesStealRainbows link=topic=75517.msg516032#msg516032 date=1270870345
When you ponder the possibility of taking testosterone... so you can feel more comfortable in a dress.
lol.... and GAH @ FB, they keep on harassing me...

You know you're Androgyne when...
'Ladies and Gentlemen!' always makes you feel left out.
Title: Re: You know you\'re an Androgyne when...
Post by: Kinkly on April 10, 2010, 07:51:44 AM
you consider wearing different deodorant under each arm because one is too Manly and the other to femme
or Its important to you that you wear odd socks when presenting yourself as Normal so observant people will notice that your different.
when people ask if you are male or Female it makes you feel good/happy regardless of their tone

Post Merge: April 10, 2010, 08:02:07 AM

Quote from: M->-bleeped-<-iesStealRainbows link=topic=75517.msg515828#msg515828 date=1270829967
When this happens to you on Facebook:
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2Fa106u.png&hash=8eecfe338409f05032ad32b9c9b90d03de82d9aa)

...and you select the "close" option. x3
in Facebook profile settings there is a don't display gender tick-box to stop this message coming up I remember signing a partition to allow it to say [name] has changed their profile
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Sevan on April 10, 2010, 10:22:32 PM
Quote from: M->-bleeped-<-iesStealRainbows link=topic=75517.msg516032#msg516032 date=1270870345
When you ponder the possibility of taking testosterone... so you can feel more comfortable in a dress.

I've not been feeling "creative" or "talkative" (both of which are required to be here on Susan's! Actively..anyway.) but I LOVE this. I feel much more comfy in my skirts now that I'm on T!
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Andii on April 10, 2010, 11:19:03 PM
you become euphoric when you realise that your netball club has entered a 'mixed' team into the local comp..but you can't decided between wearing a skirt or a pair of shorts..so you wear both.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: LordKAT on April 11, 2010, 12:52:03 AM
Quote from: Andii on April 10, 2010, 11:19:03 PM
you become euphoric when you realise that your netball club has entered a 'mixed' team into the local comp..but you can't decided between wearing a skirt or a pair of shorts..so you wear both.


Funny, I wore denim cut offs under a wedding dress once.  It was the only way I would wear it.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Rock_chick on April 11, 2010, 12:34:15 PM
Quote from: M->-bleeped-<-iesStealRainbows link=topic=75517.msg515595#msg515595 date=1270773358
You wear brightly colored women's socks (potentially with pictures of cartoon animals, dog footprints, shamrocks, flowers, rainbows, etc. on them) while dressed in a dashing collared shirt and tie.

I thought everyone did this...black socks are so...well black
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 12, 2010, 04:39:53 AM
Quote from: Rock_chick on April 11, 2010, 12:34:15 PM
I thought everyone did this...black socks are so...well black
Nothing prettier than white socks in sandals.. ;)

You know you're Androgyne when... The International Pro Kilts Association has your infinite support.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Crow on April 12, 2010, 09:33:10 AM
Quote from: Rock_chick on April 11, 2010, 12:34:15 PM
I thought everyone did this...black socks are so...well black

Most of my black socks have things like cows and owls on them. x3


Also--

You know you're and androgyne when you randomly change around your pronouns while narrating your own life in your head. (Y'know, like it's a novel... I know I'm not the only person who does that.) Just because you were "he" two sentences ago does not mean you can't be "ze" this sentence and "she" the sentence after.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Rock_chick on April 12, 2010, 11:59:41 AM
Quote from: no_id on April 12, 2010, 04:39:53 AM
Nothing prettier than white socks in sandals.. ;)

My dad occasionally sports this look...I've been trying to teach him the error of his way for years. I think it's something to do with his being a prison Chaplin...all of a sudden white socks and sandals seems stylish.

*shudders*
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: LordKAT on April 12, 2010, 12:08:34 PM
OK I'm lost, What exactly is wrong with white sox with sandals?
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: rejennyrated on April 12, 2010, 12:12:33 PM
Yeah I'm with KAT I reckon white socks and sandals is more a geek thing than an androgyne...

mind you how would I know  ???

I guess you know you're an androgyne when you can say the word without secretly wondering what it is you're admitting to! ;)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Rock_chick on April 12, 2010, 12:40:09 PM
It's not just the socks, it's not just the sandals and it's not just the khaki shorts that end just above the knee...it's the three of them brought into fearsome conjunction.  :laugh:

Now in an effort to stop my self completely derailing this thread...

You know you're an Androgyne when you girl friend wears your clothes and you wear some of hers.
Title: Re: You know you\'re an Androgyne when...
Post by: kyle_lawrence on April 12, 2010, 12:55:49 PM
Quote from: Kinkly on April 10, 2010, 07:51:44 AM
in Facebook profile settings there is a don't display gender tick-box to stop this message coming up I remember signing a partition to allow it to say [name] has changed their profile

I have mine set to say their also.  Is FB finally doing something right?
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on April 12, 2010, 02:11:23 PM
Quote from: Rock_chick on April 12, 2010, 12:40:09 PM
You know you're an Androgyne when you girl friend wears your clothes and you wear some of hers.

now that was a good flatshare.

It's when you can't find anyone in a romantic comedy to identify with - so you side with the cute dog.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 12, 2010, 02:45:52 PM
Quote from: LordKAT on April 12, 2010, 12:08:34 PM
OK I'm lost, What exactly is wrong with white sox with sandals?
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftheshoedish.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fsocks-in-public.jpg&hash=e7fbcdc1b6adaa373646b95e89cf853c43aedb5d)
o.O... I mean, honestly; what is not wrong with this image?...
Also, I don't really get it; if the weather is warm enough to wear 3/4 pants or bermuda's and sandals, then why on earth put socks in them?! Knee-high ones?! Kind of defeats the whole point?  ???

Quote from: rejennyrated on April 12, 2010, 12:12:33 PM
Yeah I'm with KAT I reckon white socks and sandals is more a geek thing than an androgyne...
I don't think it was claimed to be an 'androgyne thing'... Frankly, someone brought up socks.. And of course it became an interesting discussion topic! ;)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Rock_chick on April 12, 2010, 02:48:12 PM
Quote from: no_id on April 12, 2010, 02:45:52 PM
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftheshoedish.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fsocks-in-public.jpg&hash=e7fbcdc1b6adaa373646b95e89cf853c43aedb5d)
o.O... I mean, honestly; what is not wrong with this image?...

Have you somehow cloned my dad?! 0_o
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: rejennyrated on April 12, 2010, 04:10:17 PM
Quote from: Rock_chick on April 12, 2010, 02:48:12 PM
Have you somehow cloned my dad?! 0_o
Look can we leave the white socks and sandals please... :embarrassed: you're starting to worry me that I might be a closet androgyne.

I certainly don't do the dodgy khaki shorts - but I have erm... often! :o - worn white socks with open shoes of various types including sandals. But I'm so not admitting to being an androgyne! Am I?

Ps - yes ok I admit it I also don't care about the silly trans pronoun obsession, I hardly ever wear makeup, I can hang out with the guys or the girls with equal ease etc etc etc... but honestly I'm still not admitting to be an androgyne.

I'm just a very gender gifted girl ;D
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on April 12, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
looks like she's on the edge, just need to nudge her in.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: rejennyrated on April 12, 2010, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Pica Pica on April 12, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
looks like she's on the edge, just need to nudge her in.
All right - all right I give in! - but I'm a deep stealth Androgyne ;D

(and I still think Gender Gifted Girl is a much better description) - forget silly mere GG's I'm a GGG!  :laugh:
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on April 12, 2010, 04:31:01 PM
I'm a gender gifted .. thingummy
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Nicky on April 12, 2010, 05:01:28 PM
Even my 3 year old says you don't wear socks with sandals. Maybe it is genetic?
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: rejennyrated on April 12, 2010, 05:07:57 PM
Quote from: Nicky on April 12, 2010, 05:01:28 PM
Even my 3 year old says you don't wear socks with sandals. Maybe it is genetic?
Oh I give up! I must be an androgyne then - and I don't usually shave under my armpits either so there! :P

You know you're an Androgyne when almost all of susans suddenly seems to be ganging up to get you to admit it!

Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Rock_chick on April 12, 2010, 05:21:01 PM
I'm not sure the socks and sandals was an androgyne thing...I think GGG is much better anyway.   ;D
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: rejennyrated on April 12, 2010, 05:36:31 PM
Quote from: Rock_chick on April 12, 2010, 05:21:01 PM
I'm not sure the socks and sandals was an androgyne thing...I think GGG is much better anyway.   ;D
And then there were two...

YAY for us GGG's !

Looks like I'm starting my own little sub group here ;)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: brainiac on April 12, 2010, 05:42:12 PM
Hey now, are we treating "androgyne" like a category with strict boundaries? :P
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: cynthialee on April 12, 2010, 05:52:38 PM
I will be ussing GGG.
;D
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Rock_chick on April 12, 2010, 06:02:04 PM
I think you really have started something Jenny :laugh:
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: rejennyrated on April 12, 2010, 06:06:29 PM
Quote from: brainiac on April 12, 2010, 05:42:12 PM
Hey now, are we treating "androgyne" like a category with strict boundaries? :P
Good lord no - perish the thought. Boundaries are only there to be transgressed and besides spectrums are far more eco friendly. Let's keep all these definitions absolutely inclusive.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: LordKAT on April 12, 2010, 11:12:03 PM
Androgyne when wondering if mustache wax is in the same store as lingerie.


I'll stick to my socks and sandals and shorts, You GGG's will still be friends tho.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 13, 2010, 03:26:18 AM
Quote from: LordKAT on April 12, 2010, 11:12:03 PM
I'll stick to my socks and sandals and shorts,
Arggggg... arrrr.... urhghhhh.... *gurgle...*... the painnnn.... it burns..... arggggg.... ahhhhh!...
*This overreaction was sponsered by no_id - lack of caffeine... 

You know when...
... You know the truth about Winnie the Pooh's gender..
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Emerald on April 13, 2010, 04:21:54 AM
Quote from: no_id on April 13, 2010, 03:26:18 AM
You know when...
... You know the truth about Winnie the Pooh's gender..

:icon_evil_laugh: LOLOLOL! Good one! :icon_yes:
Most excellent!!  :icon_biggrin:

-Emerald :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on April 13, 2010, 04:36:11 AM
How could you call this an androgyne?
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wallpaperbase.com%2Fwallpapers%2Fcartoons%2Fwinniethepooh%2Fwinnie_the_pooh_6.jpg&hash=d0d5d01f2504a8ca6025f78678e12bbe9c39790d)

Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: kyril on April 13, 2010, 04:41:04 AM
Quote from: M->-bleeped-<-iesStealRainbows link=topic=75517.msg516032#msg516032 date=1270870345
When you ponder the possibility of taking testosterone... so you can feel more comfortable in a dress.
I can relate here - but I'm not an androgyne :) I'm transsexual all the way to male, and then a little bit transgendered back the other way. But I can only handle the feminine stuff when I'm firmly planted in the "male" box.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 13, 2010, 04:59:38 AM
Quote from: Pica Pica on April 13, 2010, 04:36:11 AM
How could you call this an androgyne?
xD.. Err.. ther, ther, ther..!
If only I could find a picture of pooh with a bandana...
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on April 13, 2010, 05:15:49 AM
what about

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dizpins.com%2Farchives%2Fimages%2F2007marchpics%2Fpirate_pooh_030207.jpg&hash=bfc4c04416b8fbbe82335176daac935e8cc5a485)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 13, 2010, 06:51:12 AM
Quote from: Pica Pica on April 13, 2010, 05:15:49 AM
what about
Not bad, not bad, no bandana though.. Oh well, I still have the 'drunk, singing pooh' option and the 'farmer pooh' option. :P
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: rejennyrated on April 13, 2010, 07:40:38 AM
Maybe not pooh in a bandana but I can do ya pooh on a bandana!  :laugh:
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftinyeco.com%2Fstore%2Fimages%2Fwinnie-gift.gif&hash=078cb289673c0284e55bd8322951e8eb0c5c3614)

How's that? :D
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on April 13, 2010, 08:22:13 AM
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arthursclipart.org%2Fjustforkids%2Fwinnie%2Fpirate.gif&hash=52404131788d252ea84cf841734dbbfb376c5f50)

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.bigoo.ws%2Fcontent%2Fgif%2Fwinnie_the_pooh%2Fwinnie_the_pooh_95.gif&hash=8b65627d2a09432392df446387d7493102c55d5b)

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.placesidratherbe.com%2FWinnie%2520the%2520Pooh.JPG&hash=08feb4b7375353e5192f1b30db0eb4a7a6eefa37)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: confused on April 13, 2010, 08:27:14 AM
LMAO , this is the funniest thrread ever
you know your an androgyne when...you get admiration looks from everyone no matter what's their sexual orientation
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 13, 2010, 09:43:50 AM
Pica, I could say a lot, I could say little, so I'll keep it at a: deja-vu and thumbs up. ;)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on April 13, 2010, 10:08:54 AM
well, we can't all be as effortlessly cool as yourself.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: cynthialee on April 13, 2010, 10:51:44 AM
Quote from: Lia on April 13, 2010, 08:27:14 AM
LMAO , this is the funniest thrread ever
you know your an androgyne when...you get admiration looks from everyone no matter what's their sexual orientation
WIN!
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Eva Marie on April 13, 2010, 10:52:01 AM
When a typical man vs. woman discussion breaks out at a party, and you find that you are perfectly capable of discussing the merits of either side.

When as a bio-male, having the above ability might somehow out you, so ultimately you remain quiet lest you slip up.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Luna! on April 13, 2010, 02:55:10 PM
Quote from: riven1 on April 13, 2010, 10:52:01 AM
When a typical man vs. woman discussion breaks out at a party, and you find that you are perfectly capable of discussing the merits of either side.

When as a bio-male, having the above ability might somehow out you, so ultimately you remain quiet lest you slip up.

You know you're an androgyne when people know that you have this ability just by looking at you, and deliberately seek you out to mediate the argument. ^_^
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 13, 2010, 03:32:28 PM
Quote from: Pica Pica on April 13, 2010, 10:08:54 AM
well, we can't all be as effortlessly cool as yourself.
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_S-FffMgnmzE%2FSSR-bYM4M3I%2FAAAAAAAAASo%2FytNyPkGw4tI%2Fs320%2FBBT%2Bsarcasm%2Bsign%2B2.jpg&hash=0ed022bdaf11a83d74d45fa1a7f4c59508fb8768)
BBT says Sarcasm Sign ;)

Quote from: riven1 on April 13, 2010, 10:52:01 AM
When a typical man vs. woman discussion breaks out at a party, and you find that you are perfectly capable of discussing the merits of either side.
And then in the end both parties tell you to shut up?.. Heh I love those.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on April 13, 2010, 03:47:49 PM
where they both say - 'no, i wasn't thinking that' and you wonder where you were in all of this.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Rock_chick on April 13, 2010, 04:30:33 PM
You know you're an adrogyne when you deliberately by massively flared trousers so people mistakenly will think that you're wearing a full length skirt.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Eva Marie on April 13, 2010, 10:47:25 PM
Quote from: Luna! on April 13, 2010, 02:55:10 PM
You know you're an androgyne when people know that you have this ability just by looking at you, and deliberately seek you out to mediate the argument. ^_^

My job requires these qualities.... wonder how i got it?  ;D
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 14, 2010, 07:21:33 AM
When you walk by construction workers who shout 'Miss!...? ehhh Sir?...!' and then decide to whistle just in case..
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: rejennyrated on April 14, 2010, 07:33:15 AM
Or maybe you really know you're an androgyne when you walk past a group of particularly fit construction workers and YOU whistle a THEM!  :laugh:

(Done that! - and it didn't half get me some intruiging and fun looks ;D although sadly I was in a hurry so couldn't stay around long enough to see what offers I got...)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Amazon D on April 14, 2010, 03:57:34 PM
When you go to sign up on a web site and then get frustrated because you have to pick a gender just to join grrrr
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Crow on April 14, 2010, 10:51:17 PM
...or, when you sign up for a website and squeal with joy when you find it has an "other" (or "alien") option for gender.

(A petsite my brother and I were on years ago had an "alien" option in addition to male and female, presumably intended as a joke. However, I'm infinitely grateful for that fun little third option, because to this day, my brother refers to my gender as "alien.")
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: semie on April 15, 2010, 07:07:35 PM
when half your friends think your one sex till someone refers to you as the other
when the little kid asks you, "boy/or girl" and you say "neither" so he calls you a vampire
when you use a typical male nickname and female spelling ~ (mike/michele)
you refuse to put a miss, mrs, mr, sir, on any checkbox
when your teacher smiles at your feminine/masculine clothes, and you wonder why?
when you stop caring about getting sir'd one moment and miss'd the next
when people stare at you obviously trying to clock you and you just get a smirk from it
and when you stop caring whether you confuse people with your gender
  - I really don't know if I'm androgynous either, but only wanted to be fem to have kids, (originally)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Crow on April 15, 2010, 10:29:07 PM
When you're female-bodied, wearing a skirt, necklace, and dangly earrings, and were just introduced by a "feminine" name, yet a 6-year-old asks if you're a boy or a girl.

(True story. And after I discussed the matter with said 6-year-old, he gleefully concluded I'm a "boygirl," which I approved of entirely and gave him a high five for.)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 16, 2010, 02:44:50 AM
Quote from: M->-bleeped-<-iesStealRainbows link=topic=75517.msg518688#msg518688 date=1271388547
When you're female-bodied, wearing a skirt, necklace, and dangly earrings, and were just introduced by a "feminine" name, yet a 6-year-old asks if you're a boy or a girl.

(True story. And after I discussed the matter with said 6-year-old, he gleefully concluded I'm a "boygirl," which I approved of entirely and gave him a high five for.)
Haha that's brilliant Diane. Don't see many folk pulling that one off.  8)

The only semi alike experience I had was with my manager.. I'll put this as a when:
You know you're androgyne when;
Your manager asks you if she(/he) can call you by an unisex version of your name because she(he) thinks your actual name just doesn't fit.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Kinkly on April 16, 2010, 09:02:46 AM
Quote from: no_id on April 16, 2010, 02:44:50 AM
Haha that's brilliant Diane. Don't see many folk pulling that one off.  8)

The only semi alike experience I had was with my manager.. I'll put this as a when:
You know you're androgyne when;
Your manager asks you if she(/he) can call you by an unisex version of your name because she(he) thinks your actual name just doesn't fit.

I think to be an Androgyne you would need to think that that was a good idea

You know your an Androgyne when...
... you use Make-up to help feminise a bearded face but flatly refuse to shave off the beard

...while buying shoes you consider weather it would be possible to wear odd shoes one male & one female with something you already own

... sarcastic and insulting comments about your appearance make you feel happy 
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Martin on April 16, 2010, 10:16:03 AM
Quote from: Kinkly on April 16, 2010, 09:02:46 AM
... sarcastic and insulting comments about your appearance make you feel happy
Not necessarily an androgyne thing- there's this person I always argue with at school, who will occasionally attempt to insult me by saying "Well you're a man!" I always grin mentally.  ^-^
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 16, 2010, 01:23:07 PM
When... You weren't the best man at your friend's wedding, not the best woman, but simply THE BEST.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: PanoramaIsland on April 16, 2010, 03:10:45 PM
Quote from: Devin87 on April 09, 2010, 08:10:11 PM
A little kid asks you "are you a boy or a girl?" and you reply "no".

That's happened to me a number of times. :D It's really cute, usually, because the very small ones just sort of accept it; the older ones not so much.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on April 16, 2010, 05:45:24 PM
Quote from: no_id on April 16, 2010, 01:23:07 PM
When... You weren't the best man at your friend's wedding, not the best woman, but simply THE BEST.

Ooo like that one.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Sevan on April 16, 2010, 06:28:20 PM
Quote from: no_id on April 16, 2010, 01:23:07 PM
When... You weren't the best man at your friend's wedding, not the best woman, but simply THE BEST.

Quite!! That's AWESOME! I was suppose to be the "brides maid" at my best friends wedding....and I'd hoped she'd find a different title...but she solved the problem by eloping and kicking me out of her life. Meh. Neither here nor there...I digress.

(As an aside..LOVE the new pic No_id!! SO ambiguous!! Well done.)

You know your andro when you consider growing out a beard and ponder why you should or shouldn't bind to go with this look....
Title: Re: You know you\'re an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 17, 2010, 02:32:37 AM
Quote from: phx_rising on April 16, 2010, 06:28:20 PM
(As an aside..LOVE the new pic No_id!! SO ambiguous!! Well done.)
Thanks :)

Post Merge: April 20, 2010, 07:11:20 AM

Time to throw in another post! ;)

You know when... You can introduce yourself in all seriousness as 'Hi, I'm a unicorn.'
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on April 20, 2010, 01:12:33 PM
I'm of the opinion that Noid is pretty dashing.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Kaelin on April 20, 2010, 04:16:44 PM
You *might* be an androgyne if:

You shave your leg hair more than your facial hair.
You sometimes wear full-length cargo pants under your knee-length dress.

Okay, that's all I've got right now.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 20, 2010, 05:51:20 PM
Quote from: Pica Pica on April 20, 2010, 01:12:33 PM
I'm of the opinion that Noid is pretty dashing.
Then that is an opinion I will thank for and place in my pocket to carry around as a lovely compliment. :)

You know you're AG when... You had a dream about being an amoeba... ;)

Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: PanoramaIsland on April 20, 2010, 11:31:54 PM
I, too, am of the opinion that No_id is quite dashing.  ;)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Eva Marie on April 21, 2010, 12:05:17 AM
Quote from: PanoramaIsland on April 20, 2010, 11:31:54 PM
I, too, am of the opinion that No_id is quite dashing.  ;)

Yep, I see what you mean  :)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 21, 2010, 03:49:09 AM
I am of the opinion that I should mutter a thank-you and then hide...  :icon_redface: *ahem* ;)

A full pocket is never a bad thing though! :)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: rejennyrated on April 21, 2010, 04:02:24 AM
Quote from: riven1 on April 21, 2010, 12:05:17 AM
Yep, I see what you mean  :)
Count me in on that one too!

Shame I'm not single... ;)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: LordKAT on April 21, 2010, 06:01:49 AM
and here when I read noid, I thought of Domino's Pizza and that little red guy.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Martin on April 21, 2010, 08:24:06 AM
Not sure I really have any business posting here, but....  ;) You know you were a androgynous kid when you used to run around wearing a skirt and no shirt.
Yeah, those were the good ole' days before puberty.  :P
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Virginia on April 21, 2010, 08:09:27 PM
Quote from: M->-bleeped-<-iesStealRainbows link=topic=75517.msg516032#msg516032 date=1270870345
When you ponder the possibility of taking testosterone... so you can feel more comfortable in a dress.


LOL, or estrogen so you can feel comfortable in your skin as a guy. How about when your wife points out you carry lip gloss AND a pocket knife!
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Rock_chick on April 22, 2010, 04:45:39 AM
Quote from: PanoramaIsland on April 20, 2010, 11:31:54 PM
I, too, am of the opinion that No_id is quite dashing.  ;)

I'm definitely in agreement with that.

and...you know your an androgyne when you think boobs and stubble is a winning combination for a trip to town.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: rejennyrated on April 22, 2010, 06:41:37 AM
Quote from: Rock_chick on April 22, 2010, 04:45:39 AM
I'm definitely in agreement with that.

and...you know your an androgyne when you think boobs and stubble is a winning combination for a trip to town.
OMG Helena please stop feeding me these lines... You'll have the whole susans forum even more convinced than they already are that I am completely nuts!

When I was about 14 or 15 I started having very intense conversations with my parents about how I saw myself growing up - these were the conversations that led to my going to see Dr John Randall in Harley St in 1977. Anyway during one of these I drew a nude picture of how I thought the adult me would look - and it was a figure female in every respect and detail but with a beard, noticable muscle tone, and short buzz cut hair. I guess I really was a bit mixed up back then! ;D

In the final analysis my beard growth was never really that strong so ultimately it had to go and I don't really regret the loss as it makes life easier. But I still have a huge thing for bearded men. I love stroking them and being kissed by them!

You know you're an androgyne when you have full gender reassignment and then about a year afterwards, just for a laugh, you get a buzz cut, go out to a party in a tuxedo with an obviously feminine figure, and promptly pull your first ever serious girlfriend (having never really been interested in anything but men before).

Oh - and just for good measure I had been dating a man at the time too!
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Rock_chick on April 22, 2010, 07:09:56 AM
hehe...nothing wrong with that Jenny, I think a buzz cut looks good on a girl if she has the confidence to carry it off. the girl I'm kind of seeing at the moment has a buzz cut with a feathered fringe. she looks hot ;D
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on April 22, 2010, 08:27:33 AM
Jenny, RC, merci ;)

You know when... You see absolutely no reason why you can't audition for the role of Julliet and Romeo at the same time.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on April 22, 2010, 02:03:24 PM
Quote from: no_id on April 22, 2010, 08:27:33 AM
Jenny, RC, merci ;)

You know when... You see absolutely no reason why you can't audition for the role of Julliet and Romeo at the same time.

A 'true' (smirk) ag would never apply for Romeo or Juliet - Mercutio all the way.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: kyril on April 22, 2010, 02:12:35 PM
Quote from: no_id on April 22, 2010, 08:27:33 AM
Jenny, RC, merci ;)

You know when... You see absolutely no reason why you can't audition for the role of Julliet and Romeo at the same time.
LOL! Tried that, they wouldn't let me - I had to do separate auditions. Got Benvolio instead, anyway.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on April 22, 2010, 02:22:25 PM
...always the friar.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Martin on April 22, 2010, 05:44:07 PM
Quote from: Pica Pica on April 22, 2010, 02:03:24 PM
A 'true' (smirk) ag would never apply for Romeo or Juliet - Mercutio all the way.

Mercutio FTW.
Title: Re: You know you\'re an Androgyne when...
Post by: GothTranzboi on May 01, 2010, 07:47:59 PM
Quote from: Arch on April 09, 2010, 08:48:49 PM
You go into the women's restroom and a gal in there yells, "You're in the wrong restroom!" So you go into the men's room and the guy at the urinal says, "This is the men's room, honey."

Not that I'm an androgyne, mind you.

I had this happen once when I first came out. Over all though now I don't get hassled in the men's room.

Post Merge: May 01, 2010, 07:58:29 PM

Quote from: kyril on April 13, 2010, 04:41:04 AM
I can relate here - but I'm not an androgyne :) I'm transsexual all the way to male, and then a little bit transgendered back the other way. But I can only handle the feminine stuff when I'm firmly planted in the "male" box.

I feel the same:D
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on May 04, 2010, 07:15:08 AM
... Hardly any threads on this forum make sense to you, or far too many to keep up with. ;)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Pica Pica on May 04, 2010, 01:12:05 PM
Quote from: no_id on May 04, 2010, 07:15:08 AM
... Hardly any threads on this forum make sense to you, or far too many to keep up with. ;)

now, i thought that one was just me...

On a similar note, you find yourself wondering - why the hassle?
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on May 10, 2010, 01:22:06 PM
Quote from: Pica Pica on May 04, 2010, 01:12:05 PM
now, i thought that one was just me...

On a similar note, you find yourself wondering - why the hassle?
Oh no, you should see me when I try to follow a convo between Ciny and LordKAT. It pretty much equals watching two hamsters deciding who can go play on the plastic wheel first - or at least, that's what I think they're talking about... ???

I guess we make the hassle occasionally in attempt to rid some hassle... And thus the dog chased its tail..

Title: Re: You know you\'re an Androgyne when...
Post by: FlyerBullyBoyFanGirl on June 29, 2010, 01:07:27 PM
you found this site- you are gleaming info from it, you are new to  discovering yourself, and ....

YOU are educating your therapist on Gender Identity issues even though the therapist is Gay and you are the first GI client for them...........

born female, and you have NEVER read bride magazine


you dont even own anything that is not grey or blue or black in color






Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: YellowDaisy on June 30, 2010, 12:13:19 AM
people have arguments over whether you're a boy or girl.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Eva Marie on June 30, 2010, 12:40:51 AM
When your wife returns the oversize heels you bought online to the local store without batting an eye.

When more boxes show up from the same online store later :)

(hey, they had a SALE!!! I restrained myself LOL....)

Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: LordKAT on June 30, 2010, 12:56:04 AM
When you shave one leg and not the other?
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: no_id on June 30, 2010, 04:02:43 AM
Quote from: LordKAT on June 30, 2010, 12:56:04 AM
When you shave one leg and not the other?
:o I so need to try that out... 
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Shang on June 30, 2010, 12:59:13 PM
Quote from: LordKAT on June 30, 2010, 12:56:04 AM
When you shave one leg and not the other?

I almost did that today. xD (though it was partially due to laziness.)

You know you're AG when...you squeal every time you see something cute and then you squeal when you see a new fighting game.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: YellowDaisy on June 30, 2010, 02:20:26 PM
Quote from: Shang on June 30, 2010, 12:59:13 PM
I almost did that today. xD (though it was partially due to laziness.)

You know you're AG when...you squeal every time you see something cute and then you squeal when you see a new fighting game.
i'm not an androgyne, but i am like that.  :)
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: Shang on June 30, 2010, 09:49:08 PM
Quote from: Maylene on June 30, 2010, 02:20:26 PM
i'm not an androgyne, but i am like that.  :)

xD It's fun to do, at least around my parents.
Title: Re: You know you're an Androgyne when...
Post by: V M on June 30, 2010, 10:00:06 PM
You get so worked up watching a classic Bugs Bunny opera cartoon than you exclaim to a religious group that you are a lesbian with a penis and then you run off to make an ice cream, fruit, fish and beacon smoothie
Title: Re: You know you\'re an Androgyne when...
Post by: FlyerBullyBoyFanGirl on June 30, 2010, 11:18:14 PM
you realize that you have had a few unintentional shave one leg/really late getting going / hurry out of the shower days and .................
you only notice while either putting on pantyhose or hours later, and wonder if you head was screwed on too tight after all................ ::)
Lady Gaga may ,  Rumors abound you know...............,   just may be one of you.
;D

You admit you still like David Bowie music after all these years.
You are new here and realize after all that you do have two wardrobes. One female, one male.
You do intermix clothes for outfits.   You have been doing this since age 5.
You realize someone shoulda slapped you on the head years ago with the wake up call.
You are happy to have found this site- and now read it daily.

:) :)