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Title: Chocolate Calculator… your age by Chocolate
Post by: Janet_Girl on April 14, 2010, 09:34:51 PM
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw)
Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!
 
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.2&disp=emb&zw)

This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.3&disp=emb&zw)

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.4&disp=emb&zw)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.5&disp=emb&zw)

3. Add 5
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.6&disp=emb&zw)

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.7&disp=emb&zw)

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760 ...
If you haven't, add 1759..
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.8&disp=emb&zw)

6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.9&disp=emb&zw)
 
 
You should have a three digit number
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.10&disp=emb&zw)

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.11&disp=emb&zw)

The next two numbers are
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.12&disp=emb&zw)
 
 
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) 
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=cf11c3dd75&view=att&th=127ff3deb04cce87&attid=0.1.13&disp=emb&zw)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2010) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Title: Re: Chocolate Calculator… your age by Chocolate
Post by: kyle_lawrence on April 14, 2010, 09:44:44 PM
925... came out right.

I can do basic math!!
Title: Re: Chocolate Calculator… your age by Chocolate
Post by: ativan on April 15, 2010, 12:23:12 AM
I eat to much chocolate or my age is in the thousands, or both.
Or I was to busy eating chocolate and I'm getting to old to use a calculator.
Oh well,..... Have you seen that other bar of dark chocolate? I lost my bifocals and I can't seem to find either.....Crap!, now I lost the calculator again! :laugh:
Title: Re: Chocolate Calculator… your age by Chocolate
Post by: Metamorph on April 15, 2010, 09:24:43 AM
525 - spot on! im trying to quit chocolate but my will power crumbles every time im down the sweets isle at shops :(
Title: Re: Chocolate Calculator… your age by Chocolate
Post by: Silver on April 15, 2010, 09:50:56 AM
!! I got my exact age.
Title: Re: Chocolate Calculator… your age by Chocolate
Post by: no_id on April 15, 2010, 10:03:27 AM
223

I call it's possessed... Let's burn it!  >:-)
Title: Re: Chocolate Calculator… your age by Chocolate
Post by: Miniar on April 15, 2010, 10:14:52 PM
o.o Holy Ship!
It works!
Title: Re: Chocolate Calculator… your age by Chocolate
Post by: brainiac on April 15, 2010, 10:24:04 PM
Should I ruin the magic? Don't click if you want it to forever remain a mystery. (http://pastebin.com/zrLJi2qr)
Title: Re: Chocolate Calculator… your age by Chocolate
Post by: V M on April 15, 2010, 10:30:43 PM
I got my exact age also... LOL ... But I generally don't eat chocolate
Title: Re: Chocolate Calculator… your age by Chocolate
Post by: Autumn on April 15, 2010, 10:53:30 PM
all images broken with links to gmail?
Title: Re: Chocolate Calculator… your age by Chocolate
Post by: Silver on April 16, 2010, 03:41:51 AM
Quote from: brainiac on April 15, 2010, 10:24:04 PM
Should I ruin the magic? Don't click if you want it to forever remain a mystery. (http://pastebin.com/zrLJi2qr)

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