Slightly used male frame for sale or trade. Muscle and fat distribution included at no additional cost. Voice and male body hair part of the package but will consider selling/trading separately.
Trades considered for female frame but must have breast tissue attached as well as substantial fat distribution. Voice and body hair also must be of human female type. Dark hair preferred but will consider blonde provided there is no deterioration in brain function.
Serious inquiries only.
Call 1-800-IM2-NUTS for more information.
Hmm, sounds like a rip-off. ;)
Melissa
I tried that number and all I got was a real human. You know that they wanted to talk too. I only had the digits on my phone to talk to them and they didn't understand.
What is this world coming to, Sheila
Quote from: Julie Marie on December 04, 2006, 01:16:20 PM
Slightly used male frame for sale or trade.
Forget the trade hon, but SALE? Hmmm... ponders... whatever COULD I do with a male frame... ponders some more...
Will it love me and hold me and find me cute and adorable even when I'm curled up into it's arms crying my eyes out over something that makes no sense whatsoever half the time?
Sounds like a scammer to me !!!
Best avoid this sale girls, unless a warranty is thrown in :P
Are you offering airmiles rewards as they will come in handy shortly :).
Brina
Julie,
If you get multiple responses, I could sure go for a trade! Girl, that would save a bunch of work. Hmmm,
Quotewill consider blonde provided there is no deterioration in brain function.
Probably another thread entirely, but if this could magically happen but to get what we want we give up something such as brain power, how much would we be willing to sacrifice? If it meant loss of good looks, would we go ahead? How much unattractiveness would be acceptable? I have a lot to surrender ::) but not everyone has that advantage.
I'm going to get in trouble here. Let's see if any offers surface.
Susan Kay
How about setting up a Poll to gauge interest, and then an auction ?
You'll never guess what happened! I was outside shoveling snow off the roof and this red sleigh lands on it. But no, it wasn't Santa, rather a very attractive woman dressed in a very pretty Christmas outfit. I stood there speechless! She gets out of the sleigh and says, "Here" and hands me this present wrapped in red sparkling paper with a gold ribbon around it and a gold bow on top. "Merry Christmas! May all your dreams come true!" And off she flew into the sky.
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All my dreams come true! I guess I won't be selling or trading this body!
Julie
Hey lady! Wake up! WAKE UP!
I really have to get back to work. I have WAY too much time on my hands!
Yeah, I like Photoshop, too! >:D >:D
Seriously, I had a vivid dream last night. I was in some sort of a gym locker room, in where the showers, sinks and stalls are. I happened to glance in a mirror and saw another person walk behind me, naked. It was a woman. Panicked, I looked at my own reflection in that mirror and with relief noticed that my body, too, was female.
I did my best to continue the dream, but after a little more admiring myself in the mirror, I woke up.
I hope that's not ALL I get for Christmas this year...
Karen
ROFL Julie. Congrats on the new bod!
I've often said that what M2F's and F2M's need are simply brain transplants. It wouldn't bother me if I ended up with a different face. At least I wouldn't have had to go through years of painful facial hair zapping.
But your way seems even better. To think of all those years I wasted asking for choo choo trains and the like!
"North Pole, Santa's Village. All aboard!"
Teri Anne
Well whilst reading your post, but before I saw ur pic I imagined you shovelling snow and that very big box >:D ohh I'am so jealous.
then I thought here we go back to Oz broom sticks ! red shoes ! and a yellow brick road.
Dreams dashed and lo and behold I see before me a beauty in a red dress.
With a body like that why do you want to get rid of it ???
:-*
Quote from: lolli on December 05, 2006, 12:24:32 PM
With a body like that why do you want to get rid of it ???
:-*
If I had a body like that you'd have to kill me to get it! :icon_2gun:
Julie
Quote from: Kate on December 04, 2006, 02:43:36 PM
Will it love me and hold me and find me cute and adorable even when I'm curled up into it's arms crying my eyes out over something that makes no sense whatsoever half the time?
wow.... you make me speechless sometimes, Kate. I wish I could do that for a girl.