I was reading about how to make a homemade condom/hair gel packer, and it says at the end to tie everything up in a nylon stocking. I thought at first that I really don't even know where to buy stockings, but then I remembered that my mother had bought me a pair as part of her endless quest to make me more girly. I almost feel bad about using it to help take a step up from a sock, but not bad enough to go out and buy stockings.
Sorry Mom and thanks!
I lol'd a little. I might do that trick now though...