I had the oh-so-fun experience this morning of being woken up at 3am by my neighbors having a party, so I put on some clothes and headed over to ask them to stop having so much fun, setting my packer down in the process. Anyways, when I got back, I realized that I had no idea where I had put it, as I was not so awake at the time, and was afraid I had left it on the kitchen counter on my way out or something. In the end I had just tossed it into a random drawer, so life's good. Anyways, it got me thinking about how easy it would be to leave it somewhere awkward by mistake. Has anyone completely lost theirs or had it end up somewhere unexpected?
Hahah that would be horrifying. When I lived with my parents I was always afraid of leaving it somewhere where they could easily find it since it's not an easy thing to explain to some people.
But I remember a couple of weeks ago I could not find my STP packer for the life of me and the last place I remember having it was when I stayed a weekend at my twin sister's place. (I only brought because I was going to the bars with a friend of mine one of those nights) I freaked out because I remember coming back sort of drunk and then going back home unable to find it. I was terrified not only that maybe she would find it but that her 1 year old daughter would. Hahah ugh turns out it was wrapped in a sock at the bottom of my bag. Don't remember doing that but oh well.
If I leave it out, one of my dogs helps himself to it. He'll even reach on the nightstand (and he knows he's not supposed to do that) and pull it off to take it, so I have to be careful all the time to put it in a drawer.
I don't wear mine often and don't have a dresser so I throw it in a random box and loose it all the time.
I think the worst was when I left it on the bed and thought it was put away so I told my uncle he could go in my room to get something. He walked out with a weird look on his face so I go in and it's right there sticking straight up on top of my sheet with nothing around it... totally obvious :laugh:
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Never lost mine but the other day i was moving my bedroom round and asked my son to give me a hand. To make shifting the chest of drawers easier he opened the top drawer and there was my collection staring back at him.
Please forgive me for this quip - I can imagine just how frightening that prospect must be for you guys, but I still keep reading the thread title and thinking
"Harrumph! Some of us paid good money to do that!" :laugh:
Oh gosh...I can see it now....
My neighbors finding my dick on their floor.
"WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!?!?"
"uh.....the dog!!" <_<
I thought I left my packer at a hotel once. It was a scary thought but I checked my bags and found it.
There was a time when I was cleaning my room and needed to hide soft packs and hard packs. The problem was, I don't have much room or storage space. There really wasn't much of a place to put stuff but I somehow managed to hide everything efficiently. I hid two dicks so well that I couldn't find them until maybe 6 months later when I was cleaning my room again. I put both dicks in the box my camera came in. There were some books in there, too.
I thought I'd left mine at a car show once. Now THAT would have been bad. Sometimes I can't find it in my room cos I'm messy. I end up yelling to my flatmate, I CAN'T FIND MY DICK ARGH!
What I really don't recommend is dropping it in the toilet.
well not with my packer but with my stp.
I used to work on a farm, and i had to head out to worcester a few towns over, i believe it might of been for my name change even.
I am on the highway half way to worcester, and i realize...uh oh..where the hell is my stp? holy dang, i left it at the farm!! and theres only one dingy bathroom in the garage. holy hell i was panicking like hell, and i couldnt turn around cause i had to get to where i was going by a certain time. So i go do what i had to do, then fly back to the farm. It's on the back of the toilet (phew!), and i dont think anyone saw it good thing. haha good thing i got the clear one lmao. but yeah thats my only story like that lol
Quote from: little_green on January 23, 2011, 10:53:33 PM
What I really don't recommend is dropping it in the toilet.
i dropped a brand new (as in i had gotten it in the mail 10 minutes b4) into the toilet in the girls dorm toilet once. had to put my hand in there and throw it away, it was awful!
I dont think ive ever lost it, but ive left it in places where people could have seen it. Dont think anyone, thats not supposed to, has though..well to the best of my knowledge.
I tend to leave my stp packers out on my bed sometimes not covered lol. Got to get into the habit of hiding them well.