Susan's Place Transgender Resources

Well in a slow time in chat we came up with a new contest.
The First TG parody song contest.
So dig out those song lyrics and do some editing
1st place gets nothing because this is for fun
If we can't laugh at ourselves, then we have a problem

Love

Brandi


my first attempt

Brandi

There's a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there's a girl in this harbor town
And she works layin' whiskey down
They say Brandi, fetch another round
She serves them whiskey and wine

The sailors say, Brandi, you make fine girl
(You're a fine girl)
What a good CD you can be
(Such a fine girl)
Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea
(Dooda-dit-dooda)
(Dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

Brandi wears  Breast forms
Made of finest silicon from the North of Spain
A locket that bears the name
Of the girl that Brandi loves

Buffy came on a summer's day
Bringin' dresses from far away
But she made it clear she couldn't stay
No harbor was her home

The sailor said, Brandi, you make fine girl
(You're a fine girl)
What a good CD you can be
(Such a fine girl)
But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea
(Dooda-dit-dooda)
(Dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

Yeah, Brandi used to watch her eyes
When she told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean fall and rise
She saw its ragin' glory
But she had always told the truth
Lord, he was an honest woman
And Brandi does her best to understand
(Dooda-dit-dooda)
(Dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say

She hears her say, Brandi, you make fine girl
(You're a fine girl)
What a good CD you can be
(Such a fine girl)
But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea
(Dooda-dit-dooda)
(Dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

Brandi, you make fine girl
(You're a fine girl)
What a good CD you can be
(Such a fine girl)
But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea