Transvestite Scares Away Woman at South Park Mall
Posted by Kyle Swenson on Tue, Mar 8, 2011 at 10:07 AM
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In Journalism school there's a golden rule they hammer home early: When writing a police blotter, lead with transvestites. Get those girls up top, works every time.
Case in point, Strongsville Patch's roundup from Monday, which kicks off with a report of gender-bending mall antics at an area Macy's. According to the report, a woman was minding her own business this weekend at the South Park mall when she was approached by a man in drag.
He pulled the old hey-check-out-my-leg-for-a-quick-second routine; as the woman looked, he pulled up his skirt.
Goin' down to south park gonna have myself a time!
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!