This kind of funny.  I was driving through the shopping mall parking lot and I came up to a stop sign. I stopped but it was hard to see around a line of cars so I eased out into the intersection being careful to watch for cars coming the other way when this old bitch came speeding through honking her horn and just really overreacting.  Well I honked mine back and then went and found a parking place.  When I got out of my car, here she comes.  She stops along side me and started gripping me out.  Well I just flipped her off and then she yelled "->-bleeped-<- you too you skinny whore". LOL!   Now what's funny here is that in an ironic kind of way she actually sort of complimented me in thinking I was a female.  Actually she started to call me a skinny bitch but I guess she wanted to get really nasty and pulled the "W" word.