The really bad limerick thread

[Cindy]

We have had them before. Oh Goddess why try again

But here goes:

There was a trans*gender from Dover
Transphobia she was so over
When an activist said Hey, your nothing but Gay
She said what part of me being female can't you get over?

[suzifrommd]

I posted this a couple years ago. Maybe I should have left it buried. It's an original penned by yours truly:

The trans man had grown quite dismayed
at the ample breasts he displayed.
The trans woman calls,
"I've grown tired of my balls.
Perhaps we could arrange some sort of trade."