So, my wife is doing bills, and turns to me and says, "$15 customer fee".  Naturally I question what she's talking about.  Apparently, the local power company charges you a fee, just for the honor of paying them for their services.  Seriously!?!?!?!?!
What the hell?  Just charge us for the service we are paying you for.  I mean, they have a transport fee, a line fee, a fee for the paper bill, a fee to pay online, a service fee for reading the meter, a fee for maintenance, and then finally the cost for using their gas/electric.  Now they are charging me just to be a customer.