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Started by Stottie Girl, February 22, 2026, 02:02:47 PM

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Stottie Girl

Is anyone else facinated by amusing business names or advertising. The inventiveness always makes me chuckle. Here's a couple that I've managed to take pictures of. I'm wondering if anyone else has seen some gems out there.


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Charlotte Kitty

Those are funny for sure. One I like is the name of the window cleaner that cleans my works windows. They are called "Optical enhancement solutions ltd" 😀
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Stottie Girl

Like it!

I did see a cleaners van that had "get your back passage professionally cleaned" emblazeoned on the back! Couldn't get the phone out though as I was driving! Nearly laughed myself off the road.

There's also a sandwich shop near me called "The Great North Bun" which is an excellent pun if you know the region and it's famous half marathon.
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Lori Dee

I like the septic pump truck:

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Stottie Girl

Quote from: Lori Dee on February 22, 2026, 03:08:09 PMI like the septic pump truck:


Ooh Lori takes the lead with that one! Magnificent!
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Lori Dee

Do bumper stickers count?

I was on a highway in the middle of Nebraska (lots of flat cornfields) behind a semi. It had a bumper sticker that read:

"Where will you be when your laxative starts working?"

I hope I am near a Stool Bus!
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Stottie Girl

psmsl!!! Yeah, we can allow bumper stickers if they're that good!
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Paulie

Dumb ads from 1988.
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Do these qualify?
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I was a letterman fan back in the day.
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