Tired of waiting on offers

[jordanharn]

I'm really good at what I do.  I deliver far more value than what you'll pay me.  Just hire me already and let me prove it!

(and enable me to delve a bit more into dressing... not that you need to know that, prospective employer)

[LordKAT]

I have actually said something like that when turned down face to face. Grr.