COLUMN: Why guys do stupid things: Part II

[Natasha]

COLUMN: Why guys do stupid things: Part II

http://www.insidevandy.com/drupal/node/6379 🔗
by Andrew Solomon
01/31/2008

The Offense: He lies about where he is.

The Reason: We don't want you to know where we are. He's probably out buying your surprise birthday present. Or planning your surprise anniversary dinner. Or shooting black tar heroin with a ->-bleeped-<- hooker in a cheap motel room while cheating on his taxes. But it's probably one of the first two.

[Dennis]

The Offense: He still checks out other girls, even when you're around.
The Reason: It's not really something we can control. It's like watching a car wreck. We know we should look away, but we just can't seem to pry our eyes from the action. But as a compromise, we are totally OK with you checking out other girls when we're around.

LOL, funny article. (ok I might be a pig)

Dennis

[NicholeW.]

The Offense: He still checks out other girls, even when you're around.
The Reason: It's not really something we can control. It's like watching a car wreck. We know we should look away, but we just can't seem to pry our eyes from the action. But as a compromise, we are totally OK with you checking out other girls when we're around.

LOL, funny article. (ok I might be a pig)

Dennis

Surely not,  Dennis. The TV hooker was a really nice one, right? LOL