Massive Unrelenting Drifting (That Topic never had a Chance)

[V M]

Not until you feed the fish to the birds and the birds to the cats... Ugh, you can't get good help these days

[heatherrose]

I'm not going to eat the dog.

[ativan]

My impromtu showing of some of my pictures went well. A couple new friends, a start to a possible connection, and 40 bucks. 2 more days...

[justmeinoz]

Why does the TV play up when there is both an NRL Finals series match and a Rugby World Cup match on TV tonight?  Has the AFL put cameras in all our TV's so they can tell whether we are watching rival codes?
Answers on the back of a Collingwood football jersey please.

[Cindy ✅]

It was me Carn the Crows

[justmeinoz]

You are probably a Broncos supporter too!

Actually I can't drift in my car as it is front wheel drive. But I guess my new bike should be able to do something with 160 hp and 400lb wet weight!!

Karen, the rev head

[kyle_lawrence]

I'm going to see the Lion King in 3-D tonight.  I realize its a kids movie, but I dont care. Timon Pumba are awesome.

[caseyy]

Awesome. The ciiiircle of life.

[Eva Marie]

Awesome. The ciiiircle of life.

My life is more like a trapezoid than a circle.

[Pica Pica]

My life is more a net, or as Johnson so clearly defined,  Any thing reticulated or decussated, at equal distances, with interstices between the intersections.

[foosnark]

Nobody's bigger than a net.

[ativan]

And nobody's smaller than a net?

I used to go out with a girl named Annette. Not for long, she was one.

[heatherrose]

I used to go out with Annette and
I would usually come back with Afish.

[Padma]

Was that Annette Prophet? She was lovely - I always got at least as much as I gave.

[Cindy ✅]

I went out with a fish and got scales

[Padma]

I went to a seafood disco last night, and I pulled a mussel.

[Cindy ✅]

Not surprised you know most mussels are female, you tell the sex by checking their lips

[justmeinoz]

You sound like you are trying to come the raw prawn Cindy!

[Julian]

How come I was never allergic to dogs when I lived with them, but now that I'm out of my parents' house, they make me all sniffly? The dogs, not the parents.

[Padma]

I'm the same with cats - itchy eyes - takes me around 4 days staying with cats to restore my immunity, and then I'm fine. If course, I'm never around cats for long enough to do that, dammit. But I put up with it, because they're good company .