I like to say I'm gainfully unemployed, just without the gainfully part. I've been out of permanent work for 5 years now, doing only temp stuff when I could, and am still desperately searching for a job. What I DO is write,--- have been writing stories since I was 6, novels since 11--- cook, play music, and have big dreams. I have about 10 great, viable business ideas right now, but don't really have the self-confidence to put anything into motion. So I'm looking for some crappy, low-paying, newly "classic American" part-time to full-time job, despite having a bachelor's degree and plenty of talent. Oh well.