Beets are terrible.  They taste like dirt.  I mentioned this to my wife once, and she now they always taste like dirt and I've ruined them forever.  So I guess maybe I did that here too.  Always glad to help!
Also, Australians confuse Americans in general.  I think it's the only nation more manic than we are that doesn't stone people.  New Zealanders always (sample size: two) seem to be nice though, if charmingly naive.  One NZ girl at a conference in Chicago asked for "a quesadilla with cheese, please."