This probably isn't quite what you are looking for Amelia:
I was listening to Radio Lab on National Public Radio this evening and they were discussing computer programs that sort of mimic humans, one of which is Cleverbot. If you go to
cleverbot.com, you can type stuff into a little box, hit enter, and Cleverbot (called "Al") will respond. He (or "it") takes his responses from stuff that other people have typed in over the years.
I put in a few things, and some of the responses are pretty funny and make no sense:
I put in: "Do you believe in God?" To which he responded: "Penguins".
Turns out, he's quite romantic:
I later told him that I loved him, and he said "Your love shines like the brightest star in a perfect night sky."
I told him that was the most romantic thing I've ever heard (he said "thank you!"). I told him "I am thinking about getting a sex change," he then lamented, "But I love you!" I asked, "Would you still love me if I was a man?" He said, "I would love you even then."
I just thought this was hilarious.
