The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

infinity · February 22, 2015, 12:13:53 PM

what is it called when batman leaves church early?

christian bale.

Kellam · February 22, 2015, 12:24:52 PM

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint!

dalebert · February 22, 2015, 03:04:15 PM

I suppose it's undeniable.

infinity · February 22, 2015, 03:19:38 PM

if you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. they're usually around 90 degrees.

dalebert · February 22, 2015, 03:21:56 PM

dalebert · February 22, 2015, 03:22:24 PM

Quote from: infinity on February 22, 2015, 03:19:38 PM
if you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. they're usually around 90 degrees.

Ninja-ed!

dalebert · February 22, 2015, 04:20:10 PM

dalebert · February 22, 2015, 05:18:50 PM

dalebert · February 23, 2015, 01:20:17 PM

So uh... it's very cold in NH right now.

dalebert · February 23, 2015, 08:45:24 PM

LordKAT · February 25, 2015, 12:05:15 AM

What do polar bears get from sitting on the ice all day?

Polaroids

dalebert · February 25, 2015, 08:25:18 AM

dalebert · February 25, 2015, 08:30:01 AM

dalebert · February 25, 2015, 09:27:57 AM

dalebert · February 25, 2015, 05:44:38 PM

Not a very strategic placement of the Xmas decorations.

dalebert · February 25, 2015, 06:16:15 PM

dalebert · February 25, 2015, 06:32:22 PM

dalebert · February 25, 2015, 08:08:34 PM

OMG, it's two feet of snow! 🔗 [Link: imgur.com/uxxOclg/]

dalebert · February 28, 2015, 08:48:28 PM

dalebert · March 01, 2015, 04:04:10 PM

"I'm going to have to put you on howl-d."