For those of you having a difficult time, hi TansSketch, listen to this and enjoy the schadenfreude. Went out last night with my best friend to a TG friendly bar in LA. As the English girls say I went full monty, mini skirt, G-string, stockings, full make up etc, etc. As the Brit girls say it all went tits up in about 5 minutes, I got one of my high heels caught in a metal grill, it snapped off so that meant 4 " lopsided for the rest of the evening. Next up I was trying to look cool and sosphisticated at the bar when I had a panty fail, I assume the elastic went but I realised my very expensive white lace panties were around my ankles, I had no choice but to get them off. In doing so I laddered my $25 slik stockings. Already losing it I saw in the mirror my mascara had run big time. At this point I thought surely it can't get any worse, especially as my friend was swooning over a blonde dreamboat tgirl. Of course it did, a soldier boy from Alabama said to me you you look right purty maam, aaaargn, I ran for it. Traumaah, Justine x
