Davina's diary vol 3, life goes on... continued

[tammy753]

Dentist today for a scrape and polish with the hygienist, 5mins work and £53 on the NHS robbing b******.
 Made mum breakfast this morning and found a pack of bacon in the fridge with use by 5th on it so put it in her air fryer and brought it home with me along with some of her tomatoes that needed using. Pasta, bacon and tomato for my lunch. Stayed at mums and did some jobs as didnt want to drive home just for a few hours, back home after dentist for 1.45 so got a lazy afternoon (I need one!)

Free Bacon!

I don't actually care about bacon but I wanted to make the joke. Wait is that American Bacon? If yours the same as ours? Does your chest get tight when you eat it, if not its not American bacon.

[davina61]

No its good old UK bacon and dry smoked super doper more expensive one that my sister bought! Nice and tasty with the tomatoes and pasta

[ChrissyRyan]

In the old times of the USA, barbers used to be the community "dentist." 

I am glad I do not live in those old times. 

[davina61]

Yes Chrissy "barber surgeons" ,thats why they have red and white stripped poles to show blood and bandages.

[Stottie Girl]

Free Bacon!

I don't actually care about bacon but I wanted to make the joke. Wait is that American Bacon? If yours the same as ours? Does your chest get tight when you eat it, if not it's not American bacon.

Controversial opinion but American bacon is not proper bacon. We do have it though, we call it streaky bacon over here there is a slight difference due to the different woods we use for smoking but it's both belly pork cuts.

We use back bacon which is way nicer, meatier, leaner and cut from the loin though it does include a tiny section of belly in it. If you can get it try it, It's far nicer. We also have a thing called Ayreshire roll which is the back bacon rasher with a full rasher of the streaky belly bacon attached basically the entire cross section of the piggy. Best of both worlds.

mmmm bacon!