The window armor for my Jeep that was due tomorrow arrived today. Yay!
It was also trash day, so our maintenance man was riding around in his gold cart putting trash cans away for the residents. He is a great guy. Served in the Coast Guard during Vietnam, then retired from the Sheriff's Department. He does both maintenance and security in our community.
He saw me finishing up the installation of the window rack and came over to take a look.

He asked why I needed that over the windows, while he was looking at the sticker on the back window.

I told him that is so the zombies can't break the window when they attack.
He pointed to the back doors and asked, "What about those windows?"
I said, "Jim, those are not windows. Those are machinegun ports for my door gunners."
I thought the man was going to have a stroke; he was laughing so hard.
😁