Two words for you, and they aren't Toby Carvery: Shady Maple.
Important to note, don't share photos of your prime rib or two inch thick ribeye steak with your British friends. You'll be drowned out with a chorus of:
"At least cook it"
"A good veterinarian could get that back on its feet"
"Cooked under the moonlight"
"Cooked over a heated argument"
"Forgot to turn the stove on?"
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