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In today's edition of "I don't want to watch this progress bar," I decided to come up with silly names for my readers. I landed on Socket Seekers. I imagine all of you looking around for sockets to stick metal objects into to get that childhood high of frying your fingers and curling your hair.
Some of the candidates were:- The Outlet Lickers: I was going to use this because it's hilarious, but I checked with an AI and was informed it is close to a derogatory term and could cause me to get banned. And we already had a close call this week.
- The Outlet Explorers: This was next, but it's kind of safe and polite. And the last thing I want to do is be polite. Also, we didn't grow up with Dora and I don't think kids should read my blog, so this is just a NO!
- The Joy Buzzers: I like this one, but for some reason it reminds me of carnivals and I don't have easy access to funnel cake, so this one makes me sad.
- The Zaps: We aren't a failed band from the 80s, but you couldn't tell that from my guitar collection. If we were a band, it would be Tammy and the Agoraphobes, obviously.
- The Electrons: Okay, this is just me doing word association. I am sorry that I thought about this one. And I apologize to all the electrons out there.
- The Shocked: Again, another failed word association. I mean, it makes sense in a "I am not creative" way, which is my wheelhouse.
- The Socket Shovers: This one was a little too dirty for what I intended. I would use this, but not for this purpose. Let's all agree that we are not going to discuss its possible meanings, let's keep it PG, people.
- The Wire Chewers: This is another one I really like. We do live in a world of microplastics and I am looking out for your safety on this one. I know you probably do this, but I don't have to encourage it.
- The Buzzes: This one is so bad I didn't even write it down when I was coming up with ideas. Are we bees? What is wrong with me? We could have used the hums, like a transformer, but I think that is also too dirty, get your mind out of the gutter. I know what The Hums sound like.
Useless recap, yeah I am doing this again and I am not sorry:Disclaimer: I didn't type out the entire names this time, so take that, copyright fiends!
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