Tammy's Crazy Ambitions (Sponsored by Self-Doubt)

[tammy753]

Thanks, Sarah!

I am honestly going to say that going forward almost all of them are way better than before. I now have posts scheduled out into December. They auto post on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9AM EST. I am really proud of the up coming posts.

[Lori Dee ✅]

I have to be careful. I read them in my email in the morning while drinking coffee.

Ever laugh with a mouthful of hot coffee? Not good.

Keep going, Tammy; you are doing great!

[tammy753]

I think a spit take is the ultimate compliment.

Some of the upcoming ones aren't that funny so that should give your blisters time to heal.

[Lori Dee ✅]

I think a spit take is the ultimate compliment.

Some of the upcoming ones aren't that funny so that should give your blisters time to heal.

I put my keyboard in the clothes dryer to dry it out. Very noisy!

[tammy753]

I put my keyboard in the clothes dryer to dry it out. Very noisy!

As an IT person I am in favor of hardware destruction but as your friend I will warn you that on a long drying cycle you may need to reassemble some things.

[tammy753]

New post on my blog. I used words that are not permitted here. You will need to read it on my site, its free as always.

Title: Midnight Masterpieces and the 2 AM Bladder Train

Let's ride this train together, welcome back Socket Seekers!

So last night, I was writing about my therapy session and then somehow transitioned into a book review. Now look, I know you are all questioning what makes me think I can review a book, and to you, I will say: "Good point."

I am still reading the book, but it helps to read a little and write a little. It has absolutely nothing to do with my complete inability to focus on one thing for more than ten minutes. After hitting my nightly dose of cholesterol and hot sauce, I took my meds and went to bed. Around midnight, the genius ideas started writing themselves in my mind. I thought, "I should write this down," but then I convinced myself, No, I'll remember this. This is too good.

Then I woke up at 2:00 AM. You know how it goes—Spironolactone turns all internal water transportation into a bullet train straight to your bladder. I am convinced that if the humidity outside is over 1%...

Link: https://www.socketseekers.com/midnight-masterpieces-and-the-2-am-bladder-train/ 🔗

[Lori Dee ✅]

I often get those moments of inspiration when I should be sleeping. I used to keep a voice recorder on my night table. But I have found that a notebook and pen work better. I don't need to write it all out; a few words or sentences are enough to jog my memory.

I was working on a scene for my current book and had an idea that made me laugh. I almost fell asleep and started laughing again. My neighbors are probably wondering what is so hilarious. I can see them changing TV channels or flipping through YouTube channels to figure out what I am watching that is so funny.

It's just my twisted mind refusing to sleep.

[tammy753]

I should try that. My fear is that it will be completely terrible and it was just my dreams making stuff up.

I have some really funny ones coming up. Today's post isn't my favorite and honestly I almost deleted it this morning. So I won't be offended if everyone hates it.

[Lori Dee ✅]

I didn't hate it.

It's a blog. Some stories will be interesting. Some will be funny. Some will be useful. Today, you made a very good point about the bathroom issue.

Most people just don't get it. Someone tells them that "men" are hanging out in public bathrooms to spy on women, and they believe it without thinking it through. We spend thousands of dollars on hormone medications, electrolysis, surgeries to permanently change our bodies, makeup, and clothing just so we can go into a women's bathroom and stare at a closed stall door while someone pees? It makes no sense.

[tammy753]

Exactly. I just need to pee and when I do there is no stopping it. These people think what they would do in that situation and not what we do. I think it speaks to their character and behavior that they think everyone that goes into a bathroom is turned on. What are these people doing in there?

[Lori Dee ✅]

Exactly. I just need to pee and when I do there is no stopping it. These people think what they would do in that situation and not what we do. I think it speaks to their character and behavior that they think everyone that goes into a bathroom is turned on. What are these people doing in there?

It follows from their misconception that we are men. From that point of view, yes, why would men be in there?

That is the fallacy. If they learned that all women are women, there would be nothing sinister about a woman entering the ladies' room. No suspicion, no wondering what is happening in there, and certainly no concern about a dangerous situation.

[Stottie Girl]

Exactly. I just need to pee and when I do there is no stopping it. These people think what they would do in that situation and not what we do. I think it speaks to their character and behavior that they think everyone that goes into a bathroom is turned on. What are these people doing in there?

I really do not think we want to know what they are doing in there Tammy!!

[tammy753]

I think that we need to ask these people that. What do you do when you go to the bathroom? What noises do you hear that get you excited? Are you seeking help for that?

[Lori Dee ✅]

I think that we need to ask these people that. What do you do when you go to the bathroom? What noises do you hear that get you excited? Are you seeking help for that?

Perhaps it isn't the sounds, but the aromas.

🤮

[tammy753]

OK Lets stop guessing. Before you know it someone is going to say taste and then I will picture our president licking a toilet clean. And I would never put that out there.

[Lori Dee ✅]

OK Lets stop guessing. Before you know it someone is going to say taste and then I will picture our president licking a toilet clean. And I would never put that out there.

I think you are confusing him with RFK Jr., who snorted cocaine off a public toilet seat. One of his many qualifications to become our Health Secretary.

[tammy753]

Sorry I mixed up my senile old men. I will do better in the future.