Perhaps, then, I should buzz my hair off and become an Authentic Butch Dyke? Or maybe I should grow out my natural curls and be an Authentic Femme? By all means, please share your wealth of wisdom and compassion on the topic, because I'm sure it is far superior to mine and I'm just some privileged White Girl who makes up issues to pass the time. In contrast, all of your struggles, naturally, have been Real. While your at it, would you mind explaining exactly which name prefix I was supposed to take, because I believe you neglected to impart that valuable tidbit of knowledge upon our audience.
I apologize to whomever else my above sarcasm has offended. I got a little worked up since I do not appreciate persons verbally attacking me behind my back.