Thank you for trying to help. Now I guess I'll start praying a little bit for hair removal being magically covered by the government's insurance. T_T
Back into reality now, I guess I'm pretty much in deep trouble... I currently have about 1500$ put away from a looooot of privation and exceptional work income this summer, but unless I get very lucky with the government's studies help bonus for people with functional problems [ADHD] or somehow find a great medication, I don't expect any income significantly higher than my spendings anytime soon. Unless I'm lucky, I expect to have a little less than 2000$ total at the beginning of next summer. I'd love to work, but my ADHD (and/or other unidentified problem) is currently not being affected by medication much, so I can barely study OR work (and I'm so bad at job searching, too), let alone do both at the same time, whilst making efforts to retain an acceptable life hygiene (chores, paying bills, getting to bed, getting up, etc.)
And I can't go full-time without facial hair removal, since an electric razor is not enough to shave well, and my skin is so sensitive I can't do anything with my face at all and it hurts like hell for almost a week following a wet shave.
And as you all seem to say even if I do save what I need for laser, I will still need a fortune's worth of electrolysis...
...Help? There's got to be a way...