yeah, OEM pee equipment made me laugh, too.
I also received my Peecock. Color is not bad at all. Successful first pee effort. Not so skilled fully clothed, but am sure it's about technique, not anatomy. Am used to a 3 1/2 inch Limpy converted to STP with a Travelmate, which requires a pretty tight seal. If you press that hard on the Peecock, it bends the funnel and leaks. Just gotta get the right touch consistently. Liking the 4 inch and thinking it is perfect size for me.