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Limericks, I will regret this post, Ha Ha

Started by Cindy, August 18, 2011, 05:40:24 AM

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Devlyn

#20
August 20, 2011, 09:15:23 PM
I see you've accepted my dare, to enter the limerick lair. Here is your rhyme, it took some time, it's as long as your flowing hair.
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Janet_Girl

#21
August 20, 2011, 09:22:57 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who carried his clams in a bucket.
The bottom fell out,
and how he did pout.
"I am so mad I could shout".


Gotcha 
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Devlyn

#22
August 20, 2011, 09:37:32 PM
The woman named Grrl1nside, came here not looking to hide, not just some cutie, she's really a beauty, and will make a wonderful bride!
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Devlyn

#23
August 20, 2011, 09:42:07 PM
Now it has really begun! Janet is here for some fun! I'll make a nice post, cuz' I like her the most, and I don't want to make her run!
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Devlyn

#24
August 20, 2011, 09:58:26 PM
I've hijacked this limerick thread, but my face isn't turning red. I have no remorse, I am the source, of half the limericks you've read!
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grrl1nside

#25
August 20, 2011, 10:07:02 PM
I'ld like to say hi to Tracey, who is probably dressed in something racey. She's quick on the limerick draw, but I'll lay down the law. And send her straight to bed.

You are rather good at these silly things, your words take off with spritely wings. You can rhyme with anyone's name, which will result in a great deal of fame. So when are you releasing your book?  ;D
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Devlyn

#26
August 20, 2011, 10:38:40 PM
At the "Limericks Anonymous" meeting, they gave me the "HI TRACEY" greeting. I stayed there all night, trying to get right, at least there was comfortable seating!     No book just yet!
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grrl1nside

#27
August 20, 2011, 10:48:52 PM
Tracey got the poetic flu, slowly sniffing achoo! Desperate to write limericks, made her increasingly sick. So she switched to haiku. LOL. >:-)
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grrl1nside

#28
August 20, 2011, 10:57:45 PM
Tonight I've written a few ,but I can't think of anything new. The limericks have been light, and made my night. But now it is time I bid you 'Adieu.'

Thanks Tracey and all. Most enjoyable evening. Movie time...
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Cindy

#29
August 21, 2011, 02:26:00 AM
Cindy is in awe, of the talent of yor, and in a way disappointed, for the thread to endure, Tracey is now appointed.


You are good hun, for some reason my notifications haven't been working.  :embarrassed:

Cindy
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Devlyn

#30
August 21, 2011, 08:56:21 AM
Thank you, and I'd like to say, that you can blame Cindy today. She got me started, and then she departed, now everyone else has to pay!...............AND..............Tracey has been to Nantucket, she carries a list in a bucket, of the things she must do, before she is through, like learning how to tuck it!
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Devlyn

#31
August 21, 2011, 09:41:48 AM
At the rules I've just taken a look, and discovered a legal hook. If anyone gets paid, for these rhymes that we've made, it will be Susan selling that book!
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grrl1nside

#32
August 21, 2011, 09:51:55 AM
Well that would be a crime, stealing our rhymes. All in the name of copyright... Can't we claim our moral rights? And still pocket some dimes...
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grrl1nside

#33
August 21, 2011, 09:54:22 AM
There was a girl named Cindy, unfortunately she felt rather windy. She went to the gent's can. But they said no ma'am. You need to go with the Mindy's.

Don't worry, we all know you pass! LOL...  ;)
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grrl1nside

#34
August 21, 2011, 09:57:08 AM
I know a girl named Irish Janet. Limericks, she wanted to ban it. Sextets are gold, although they are rather old. And no one gave a wit.
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grrl1nside

#35
August 21, 2011, 10:00:32 AM
I knew a person named Pica, who was rather fond of the Inca. Climbing up Machu Pichu's steps,  they threw out their hips. And decided to throw a stinker.
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grrl1nside

#36
August 21, 2011, 10:01:52 AM
I know a girl named Trista, she could be my sister. Beautiful long hair. Made everyone stare. She is no longer a mister.
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Devlyn

#37
August 21, 2011, 11:17:07 AM
I walked away from this thread, to get new ideas in my head. I peed half a litre, when a talking cheetah, told me my limericks he'd read!
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Devlyn

#38
August 21, 2011, 11:59:26 AM
That's some good writing, sister! Your lovely ode to Trista! She'll feel a rush, her face will blush, and none will be able to resist her!...............M2MtF2FtM had a life that was pure, of that you can be sure! Those Pennsylvania hills, with their nighttime chills, are part of natures cure!
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grrl1nside

#39
August 21, 2011, 12:03:40 PM
I'll add a few more to work on the rest of those in the thread that I've missed. This one was tough and hope I don't offend but it was a challenge. And no, these first few lines are not a limerick.

There once was a person called M2MtF2FtM.
Multi-gendered like the colours of M&Ms.
All to feel better,
They added more letters.
By latching on to S&M.
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