I see you've accepted my dare, to enter the limerick lair. Here is your rhyme, it took some time, it's as long as your flowing hair.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who carried his clams in a bucket.
The bottom fell out,
and how he did pout.
"I am so mad I could shout".


Gotcha 

The woman named Grrl1nside, came here not looking to hide, not just some cutie, she's really a beauty, and will make a wonderful bride!

Now it has really begun! Janet is here for some fun! I'll make a nice post, cuz' I like her the most, and I don't want to make her run!

I've hijacked this limerick thread, but my face isn't turning red. I have no remorse, I am the source, of half the limericks you've read!

I'ld like to say hi to Tracey, who is probably dressed in something racey. She's quick on the limerick draw, but I'll lay down the law. And send her straight to bed.

You are rather good at these silly things, your words take off with spritely wings. You can rhyme with anyone's name, which will result in a great deal of fame. So when are you releasing your book? 

At the "Limericks Anonymous" meeting, they gave me the "HI TRACEY" greeting. I stayed there all night, trying to get right, at least there was comfortable seating!     No book just yet!

Tracey got the poetic flu, slowly sniffing achoo! Desperate to write limericks, made her increasingly sick. So she switched to haiku. LOL.

Tonight I've written a few ,but I can't think of anything new. The limericks have been light, and made my night. But now it is time I bid you 'Adieu.'

Thanks Tracey and all. Most enjoyable evening. Movie time...

Cindy is in awe, of the talent of yor, and in a way disappointed, for the thread to endure, Tracey is now appointed.


You are good hun, for some reason my notifications haven't been working. 

Cindy

Thank you, and I'd like to say, that you can blame Cindy today. She got me started, and then she departed, now everyone else has to pay!...............AND..............Tracey has been to Nantucket, she carries a list in a bucket, of the things she must do, before she is through, like learning how to tuck it!

At the rules I've just taken a look, and discovered a legal hook. If anyone gets paid, for these rhymes that we've made, it will be Susan selling that book!

Well that would be a crime, stealing our rhymes. All in the name of copyright... Can't we claim our moral rights? And still pocket some dimes...

There was a girl named Cindy, unfortunately she felt rather windy. She went to the gent's can. But they said no ma'am. You need to go with the Mindy's.

Don't worry, we all know you pass! LOL... 

I know a girl named Irish Janet. Limericks, she wanted to ban it. Sextets are gold, although they are rather old. And no one gave a wit.

I knew a person named Pica, who was rather fond of the Inca. Climbing up Machu Pichu's steps,  they threw out their hips. And decided to throw a stinker.

I know a girl named Trista, she could be my sister. Beautiful long hair. Made everyone stare. She is no longer a mister.

I walked away from this thread, to get new ideas in my head. I peed half a litre, when a talking cheetah, told me my limericks he'd read!

That's some good writing, sister! Your lovely ode to Trista! She'll feel a rush, her face will blush, and none will be able to resist her!...............M2MtF2FtM had a life that was pure, of that you can be sure! Those Pennsylvania hills, with their nighttime chills, are part of natures cure!

I'll add a few more to work on the rest of those in the thread that I've missed. This one was tough and hope I don't offend but it was a challenge. And no, these first few lines are not a limerick.

There once was a person called M2MtF2FtM.
Multi-gendered like the colours of M&Ms.
All to feel better,
They added more letters.
By latching on to S&M.