"...but what if Chaz Bono's fake d--k scars my kids for life?!?" (Dancing with the Stars)
http://relaxitsjusttext.wordpress.com/2011/09/06/but-what-if-chaz-bonos-fake-dick-scars-my-kids-for-life-dancing-with-the-stars/9/6/11
"So, apparently there's some controversy now about Cher's only daughter/now son, Chaz Bono, being on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars" for their upcoming season. In fact, there's actually a petition online now people are being asked to sign in hopes of convincing ABC to keep him/her/it off the show.
To which I have to ask: what the heck is the BIG deal??
Oh wait, I know what the big deal is: according to those against Chaz's appearance, his being a transgender is something that shouldn't be brought up or discussed on a family show because... well, because, apparently, by having Chaz on there, kids will either be (a) confused, (b) ask too many questions about sex, or (c) get smacked in the face by Chaz's prosthetic dick and be scarred for life."