Massive Unrelenting Drifting (That Topic never had a Chance)

[Cindy]

Bite your toe nails

[justmeinoz]

It's all just Semantics, and I don't want to be accused of being anti-Semantic. 

Besides I just had a great lamb kebab from Steve's Kebab Shop, and forgot that if the chilli doesn't get you, the garlic sauce will.

[foosnark]

My workplace has just become a dumping ground for paranoid BS.  One of the companies we license stuff from has had their code leaked online by someone else, and now suddenly we have to remove all references to them in our code and interfaces and switch to a file format that their products can't read, even though it's still using their stuff under the hood.  5 weeks of work that will only confuse our customers, and they want to roll it our next week.

And so I want a taco.

[Julian]

I had a positively delicious taco the other day.

[ativan]

I just had six eggs (from our chickens) fried in butter and curry, salt and pepper, with two slices of cinnamin toast.

[Padma]

Being the Fusion King/Queen/Knave, I had thai red curry over wheat-free pasta .

[mimpi]

Anyone here been hit by that falling satellite?

[foosnark]

Why do media depict radioactive things as glowing green, when Cerenkov radiation is a really pretty blue?

[Padma]

I am a satellite, orbiting sleep - I long for re-entry, and it's making me blue - but the press photos show me as smaragdine...

[V M]

I dreamt I was being felt up and woke up feeling rather hot, bothered and flustered 

[ZaidaZadkiel]

I ate some dead cow.
it was really nice.

I usually dream with dead things and blood and guts.

I also talk too much about myself.

[ativan]

She got eyes like crystal waters
She got lips like cherry wine
A body like fine brandy
But, a soul like turpentine
Oh Mama, you treat your Daddy so damn mean
When I ask for water
she brings me gasoline.

[Pica Pica]

Satellite of Love and subatomic particles of nippiness.

[mimpi]

Sputniks never crashed, they were properly made unlike this capitalist running dog junk.

Those were the days, first woman in space Cosmonaut Major General Valentina Tereshkova, Hero of the Soviet Union.

[ativan]

Was that back in the days when 1/3 of the cosmonauts died from equipment malfunction?

[V M]

Feeling bothered by the timing not working out to color my grey hairs and needing a shower, I'm turning the radio on and heading off to the bathroom on a mission 

[heatherrose]

Yah, Yah, Yah.....
...that's all good, very uh interesting
but what of the great questions  of significant social and political import.
Questions such as.....

[ativan]

..."did you feed the cats and dog like I told you?"

[heatherrose]

From hence forth, well into perpetuity, I shall be refered to as

Heather "Faster Than The Speed of Light {In your face Albert}" Smith

[heatherrose]

..."did you feed the cats and dog like I told you?"

I thought you said, "Feed the cats to the dog."