Massive Unrelenting Drifting (That Topic never had a Chance)

[ativan]

In view of and otherwise, of the new subforum.......

A celebration or damnation!

I think we should have a drift.

Ready, set, what?

[ZaidaZadkiel]

no, wait. I'm still doing my eye makeup.

[V M]

Yes, hold on a minute or ten, I have to tinkle

[mimpi]

We need a topic to drift from, how can we drift from nothingness.

I was thinking of notorious Dangdut singer Dewi Perssik's reconstructive hymen surgery following her recent pilgrimage to Mecca but perhaps it is not the best of starting points?

http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2011/06/04/singer-dewi-perssik-has-hymen-surgery.html

[Sevan]

Easy for me to drift from something that makes me slightly uncomfortable, or that I don't much want to talk about...(no disrespect to you intended personally mimpi)

So let's see...my nails are covered in unicorns (not literally) and my stomach is filled with fruitcake!! (also...not literally. bleck.)

[ativan]

Speaking about notorious, I'm watching old space monster movies from the fifties tonite. (I have such an exciting life). Netflix streaming. the selection is that good (not). Oh well, gonna be selling stuff in the garage sale here this weekend. Now I know you're all jealous, but hey! After enough years you really find out what is important and what's not  . Just slap me a few times so I know I'm still alive,...OK?

Ativan

[ZaidaZadkiel]

Speaking about notorious, I'm watching old space monster movies from the fifties tonite. (I have such an exciting life). Netflix streaming. the selection is that good (not). Oh well, gonna be selling stuff in the garage sale here this weekend. Now I know you're all jealous, but hey! After enough years you really find out what is important and what's not  . Just slap me a few times so I know I'm still alive,...OK?

Ativan

After all the adventures I have had in my life, I have come to realize what is important and what is not.
important: old black and white movies and unicorns.
not important: everything else.

Also, did you know that robots are made out of dead dinosaurs ?

[Photonic Soul]

Also, did you know that robots are made out of dead dinosaurs ?

If robots are going to stage the apocalypse, they better hurry up, 12/21/2012 is coming up fast.

[V M]

Monkeys are born, not made... Just like everyone else

[heatherrose]

Adrift on a sea of chilled molasses.

[V M]

Yes, exactly, which brings up another question... If an octopus is having sexually explicit dreams involving a Caterpillar while at the same time a Caterpillar is having sexually explicit dreams about an octopus, could that be considered an interaction? What if a carousel horse got involved? What kind of threesome would that be considered?

[heatherrose]

A Ménagerie trois

[Pica Pica]

A Ménagerie trois

Oooooo like it.

Of course a relationship between egg whites, castor sugar and icing sugar is a meringue a trois.

[Padma]

And if it took place in Borneo it could be a meringue-outang.

[Cindy]

Why would anyone put a moles ass on a pancake

[Padma]

Or an ass's mole.

[mimpi]

And if it took place in Borneo it could be a meringue-outang.

Semeringue-outang grammatically speaking.

Which had me wondering why no one here has chosen "Waria Prince/Princess" as a username.

[Padma]

It isn't over 'til it's pavlova. And it just occurs to me: would a very small pavlova, made with just one egg, be a pavlovum?

[Cindy]

The cooking method is IVP?

[Padma]

Just sprinkle a few seeds on top as a garnish...