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Death by........

Started by ~RoadToTrista~, October 10, 2011, 02:52:47 PM

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Natkat

you get it sprayed up in your nose untill it get to your brain and infect you so you start bleeding out from your brain and die by blood lost.

Death by nyan cat.
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Fighter

I actually asked for Death by Nyan Cat myself before haha. But anyway...

You sign up for lab testing as a lab rat. While being tested on, a freak accident causes you to become part human, part catnip, and part candy. Due to the mixture of catnip and candy, Nyan Cat comes soaring out of the sky and eats you. And then does a cute little "Mew" afterwards!

Death by the Death of a Salesman (the play).
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Jayr

As Willy finally decides to kill himself in a car accident; he never sees you walking by the road, and runs you over before comitting suicide.

Death by...um...bacon?





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Constance

Quote from: Jayr on October 28, 2011, 11:18:48 AM
Death by...um...bacon?
You're crushed under the stampede of bacon fiends in search of the Internet's Favorite Food.

Death by Gumballs

Devlyn

While taking a tour of the Allbrands Gum Factory, you go into a trance watching the rainbow of gumballs going by on the conveyer belt. Unable to take your eyes off them, you stumble into the sugarless gum vat. The good news? 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Shades O'Grey for their patients who chew gum! Death by vintage TV commercial.
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Felix

You're sitting on your couch watching your old rabbit eared wood-paneled television, and a commercial from the fifties comes on. A happy wholesome woman wearing an apron, forced grin, putting something in to bake in the oven. Her clothes and her kitchen are unnaturally clean, and she wears makeup and does not sweat. She looks almost plastic.

You watch her a little too closely, and world outside the tv falls away. You become her. When the commercial ends, there's nothing left of you.

Death by dinosaur.
everybody's house is haunted
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cadeliara@yahoo.com

Quote from: Felix on November 03, 2011, 01:02:09 AM
You're sitting on your couch watching your old rabbit eared wood-paneled television, and a commercial from the fifties comes on. A happy wholesome woman wearing an apron, forced grin, putting something in to bake in the oven. Her clothes and her kitchen are unnaturally clean, and she wears makeup and does not sweat. She looks almost plastic.

You watch her a little too closely, and world outside the tv falls away. You become her. When the commercial ends, there's nothing left of you.

Death by dinosaur.

You get kidnapped and tied to a chair with a TV in front of you behind bulletproof glass and a gun in your hand with a single round. The TV is set at it's highest volume setting and is playing a constant loop of Barney the dinosaur.
You can only take so much...

Death by cowbell.
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Devlyn

While showing off your mad cowbell skills onstage, the Gene Frenkle Trophy*, a 1,000 pound solid gold cowbell diplayed over the stage snaps a support cable and lands right on you! Death by heat.    *Who?
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Jayr

A sleep, peacefully in your house, a man breaks in your house and kidnaps you. You find yourself in what is known as the iron bull.
Unfortunately for you, your killer loves experimenting with old torture methods. You hear him laugh, as he sets the fire...



Death by Ramen Noodles.





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cadeliara@yahoo.com

Quote from: Jayr on November 15, 2011, 02:04:19 PM
A sleep, peacefully in your house, a man breaks in your house and kidnaps you. You find yourself in what is known as the iron bull.
Unfortunately for you, your killer loves experimenting with old torture methods. You hear him laugh, as he sets the fire...



Death by Ramen Noodles.

You eat them... nuff said.


Death by raindrop.
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Felix

The raindrops contain spores that multiply in your lungs (unlike these benign spores - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_rain_in_Kerala), and you suffocate, dying smelly and wet.

Death by good intentions.
everybody's house is haunted
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~RoadToTrista~

After I accidently knock you down, I apologize and try to help you up. However I don't realize my own strength, and I pull your hand off. You bleed to death. D:


Death by chicken zombies.
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Kaylie

You go into the fridge to get some eggs for your breakfast when all of the sudden you hear a cracking sound, the eggs hatch and zombie chicklets spring out of the egg cartoon and onto your face as they rabidly pick at your eyes. Now that you are blinded they continue to devour you ever so slowly since they are only little zombie chicklets after all until they finally reach the object of their gruesome lust... YOUR BRAINS!!!

death by sponge, I was gonna say lint roller but I think some one already did that so either way I guess  :P
"It is in the turmoil of chaos that we discover what, if anything, we are."
— Orson Scott Card

"The end comes to all of us...but the end comes quicker to those who do not live their lives as they choose. If your life is not your own, then in what way is it living?"
― Christopher John Farley
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fionabell

washing yourself with a sponge you rub it over a cut on your skin. It soaks up all the blood out of your body

Death by pigeon
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Z7Z

Pigeon gets mad at you for not refilling the bird feeder, and pecks your heart out as punishment.

Death by procrastination.
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AmySmiles

You're skydiving.  Being the hardcore procrastinator you are, you decide you'll pull the ripcord later.  Splat.

Death by tweezers. :P
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Devlyn

Look both ways before crossing the street...Don't go swimming for an hour after eating...You shouldn't run with tweezers....but you just never listened! Death by fish.
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Jayr


Nuff said.

Death by...Santa Clause.






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Natkat

jingle bell jingle bell jingle all the way.... oh NO... NOOOO ARGG!!!
chrush*

his heavy butt in my face, what a painfull death..
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death by fluffy bacon.
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Sweet Blue Girl

I really dont know what a fluffy bacon is... Now i google it...

Ok death comes obviously.
You see the fluffy bacon and guess it's something to use in the rear of the car for lubrificating the brakes, it must be so, with all that oil...
So it happens than at 140 km per hour while driving and eating a bunch of steel wires, yes you're a robot, and yelling out proud Ymca, a blue rodent crosses the highway.
You brake very hard to avoid it but the bacon in the brakes starts friing for the high temperatures and instead of slowing down the tyres it drops down on them making the car loose grip on the rear axle.
So you hit a guard rail then another car and when you get out of your car happy that you just have lost an arm in the process, the rodent very angry for the shock, jumps on your shoulders and eats your electrical brain, and that's it.
Next time you know: the best utlization of the fluffy bacon is putting it as a pillow over the kitchen chairs.

My turn
Death by invasion of a stupid alien.
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