I really dont know what a fluffy bacon is... Now i google it...
Ok death comes obviously.
You see the fluffy bacon and guess it's something to use in the rear of the car for lubrificating the brakes, it must be so, with all that oil...
So it happens than at 140 km per hour while driving and eating a bunch of steel wires, yes you're a robot, and yelling out proud Ymca, a blue rodent crosses the highway.
You brake very hard to avoid it but the bacon in the brakes starts friing for the high temperatures and instead of slowing down the tyres it drops down on them making the car loose grip on the rear axle.
So you hit a guard rail then another car and when you get out of your car happy that you just have lost an arm in the process, the rodent very angry for the shock, jumps on your shoulders and eats your electrical brain, and that's it.
Next time you know: the best utlization of the fluffy bacon is putting it as a pillow over the kitchen chairs.
My turn
Death by invasion of a stupid alien.