I guess I'm alone here, but most of that made me lol. I guess it's because I'm an internet troll and almost immune to being offended online. I actually get the feeling that a good chunk of this was written by FTMs laughing at themselves. I actually fit the metrosexual look, and I will act manly while randomly doing something crazy girly for absolutely no reason xD. Or hell, I'll do it at the same time. I'll gladly talk about football while knitting. So yeah, alone with the lack of offended :'P.