More corn maze idiots!

Devlyn · October 26, 2011, 05:57:52 PM

Yeah, I didn't even bother looking into the details on this one. Here it is in a nutshell, another Massachusetts couple got lost in a different corn maze than the last one, and called the police. Don't ask me, I have no idea why these folks are so stupid.

wheat thins are delicious · October 26, 2011, 06:07:03 PM

LOL some people got lost in another one? We are talking about an actual corn maze right?

Devlyn · October 26, 2011, 07:42:05 PM

Andy, I couldn't be making this up! These dummies are getting outwitted by corn left and right.

justmeinoz · October 26, 2011, 08:43:58 PM

Surprised they didn't light a fire so that people could find them. Of course then there wouldn't be a maze and they could get out!

Cindy · October 27, 2011, 02:29:50 AM

Are you sure this isn't due to Aliens dropping people into crop circles to see how intelligent humans are?

V M · October 27, 2011, 02:39:23 AM

Dang Sis, I was just wondering the same thing

Cindy · October 27, 2011, 02:57:34 AM

Mmm wonder which sites they monitor to find suitable candidates

tekla · October 27, 2011, 09:12:10 AM

You have to be lost for three days before realizing it to get into the Republican Primaries.

Devlyn · October 27, 2011, 10:21:05 AM

Bad reporting on my behalf, it was an apple orchard this time! Much scarier for an adult than a corn maze.

Fighter · October 28, 2011, 10:01:26 AM

Maybe they should start handing out complimentary machetes at the entrances now?

cynthialee · October 28, 2011, 10:14:05 AM

Here is a tip from an old dungeneer on how to get out of a maze.

It will work every time without fail. It will be time consuming but you will get out:

Pick a wall and follow it. Keep your shoulder to the same wall at all times and just start walking it out.

cynthialee · October 28, 2011, 10:17:09 AM

Also....
It is just corn.

Just carefully pick your way through the corn walls and you are out.

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Fighter