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More corn maze idiots!

Started by Tracey, October 26, 2011, 05:57:52 PM

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Devlyn

October 26, 2011, 05:57:52 PM
Yeah, I didn't even bother looking into the details on this one. Here it is in a nutshell, another Massachusetts couple got lost in a different corn maze than the last one, and called the police. Don't ask me, I have no idea why these folks are so stupid.
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wheat thins are delicious

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October 26, 2011, 06:07:03 PM
LOL some people got lost in another one?  We are talking about an actual corn maze right?


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Devlyn

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October 26, 2011, 07:42:05 PM
Andy, I couldn't be making this up! These dummies are getting outwitted by corn left and right.
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justmeinoz

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October 26, 2011, 08:43:58 PM
Surprised they didn't light a fire so that people could find them. Of course then there wouldn't be a maze and they could get out!
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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Cindy

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October 27, 2011, 02:29:50 AM
Are you sure this isn't due to Aliens dropping people into crop circles to see how intelligent humans are?
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V M

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October 27, 2011, 02:39:23 AM
Dang Sis, I was just wondering the same thing  :laugh:
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Cindy

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October 27, 2011, 02:57:34 AM
Mmm wonder which sites they monitor to find suitable candidates :laugh:
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tekla

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October 27, 2011, 09:12:10 AM
You have to be lost for three days before realizing it to get into the Republican Primaries.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Devlyn

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October 27, 2011, 10:21:05 AM
Bad reporting on my behalf, it was an apple orchard this time! Much scarier for an adult than a corn maze.
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Fighter

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October 28, 2011, 10:01:26 AM
Maybe they should start handing out complimentary machetes at the entrances now?  :laugh:
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cynthialee

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October 28, 2011, 10:14:05 AM
Here is a tip from an old dungeneer on how to get out of a maze.

It will work every time without fail. It will be time consuming but you will get out:

Pick a wall and follow it. Keep your shoulder to the same wall at all times and just start walking it out.
So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you can win a hundred battles without a single loss.
If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you may win or may lose.
If you know neither yourself nor your enemy, you will always endanger yourself.
Sun Tsu 'The art of War'
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cynthialee

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October 28, 2011, 10:17:09 AM
Also....
It is just corn.

Just carefully pick your way through the corn walls and you are out.
So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you can win a hundred battles without a single loss.
If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you may win or may lose.
If you know neither yourself nor your enemy, you will always endanger yourself.
Sun Tsu 'The art of War'
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