Ha, I finally beat the system, and it only took me 4 months...wait.

Yes, ladies and gents, I finally got a job, even got hired on the spot.

It involves medical work, but more in gathering medical info to help applicants get coverage. *Shrugs* It pays well, and I don't have to sell anything, i think.
So now if I can find temporary housing or get my landlady to back off, I can go to college with a better bank account than $100. Or maybe I'll want to stay. Only downside of this job is that its going to be tricky to do things like therapy and support groups as i'll be working 12- 9pm. But i'll figure it out. Meantime, i'm just happy that I got a job! Yatta!