Omg lol I think I just screwed up. I googled the teacher I had had a crush on, to see if he actually looks good or if I was just hormone-tripping, and I clicked on a pic of him and ended up on his LinkedIn profile. Eep. That site tracks profile views. I'm registered as a rocket surgeon at the local university hospital, but I used my real name. He'll know I was looking at his profile at near-midnight on a Saturday. Dammit.
I guess getting stalked by me is probably not as bad as getting punched and kicked by my kid. Probably. God I'm stupid. Well, at least I got to update my profile. The site was prompting me to say when I started working at ohsu, so I said January of 77. Thirty five years in my noble profession.