Lonely over the Holidays?

[Felix]

I learn so much from this site. Justmeinoz taught me the word 'glassing.' I just googled 'pressie,' and the word crimbo came up. I know of Crimbo from Kingdom of Loathing, but I'm pretty sure KOL is run by a guy in the states. Lol I feel like such a provincial kid.

[kelly_aus]

Looks like I'll be around most of Christmas Day.. The entire family thing is being put off until a single family member can be in town.. 

Oh and Cindy, I'll be having a bottle of something bubbly on the day.. Feel free to swing past for a glass...

[espo]

Time for some Christmas Carols to get us going.

BTW since I'm in Australia and Christmas is hot weather with daylight saving so it is light until 9 pm'ish, we do not get people walking around doing Christmas Carols. In the UK this used to happen. Is it still a practice in the Frozen North? I mean people coming to the door to sing?

OK we have to fill in the words. We will have the consensus carol. Preferably funny and rude of course.

we can vote on the version we like.

On the First day of Christmas my XXXXXXX brought to me XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

On the First day of Christmas my psychiatrist brought to me a letter of recommendation for Sex Reassignment Surgery

[Cindy]

One reply!
Geez
Good One though.
On the second day of Christmas my true love brought to me two 600cc BA inserts.


Kelly I will try to call around, I have the family for half the day and I'm on call. I'll phone you if I'm on the way, it will be late avro.

  Cindy

[AbraCadabra]

*Raises hand*

I am definitely one of 'us' who will most likely be alone and online through the holidays

It is a very difficult time of year for me

Hugs

- Virginia

Same here - no need to say more...

Axelle

[Cindy]

Same here - no need to say more...

Axelle

And guess what it is working, we are not alone we have each other, many of you have my phone number feel free to use it if the clouds come in.

Now.

Favourite Christmas drinks. Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day.

I like champagne . That by the way is a full stop.

Cindy

[V M]

On the third day of Christmas the UPS driver brought to me 3" stiletto heels 

[kelly_aus]

On the fourth day of Christmas my Bottle Shop brought to me 4 bottles of Bollinger...

[Felix]

Somebody mentioned vegan eggnog recently. Eggnog is so special, but every year if I drink it I get terribly sick (because I'm usually vegan), so if I have pocket money and can find the stuff I'll have that, and I think it's rum that people put in it, so I'll get that too.

Otherwise I guess I'll just throw some cinnamon and nutmeg in some coffee or hot cocoa.

[V M]

On the fifth day of Christmas my surgeon brought to me Five Golden Dilators!!!

I use to love eggnog but I haven't had any for a long time    Maybe I'll have to pick some up and give it a try

[justmeinoz]

on the sixth day of Christmas my Pharmacist brought to me six bottles of 'E'.

[Devlyn]

"On the Seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Seven thongs for swimming." Mmm, eggnog!

[Jennifer]

On the 8th day of Solstice, Susan's Website gave to me, Eight Wonderful Friends! 

J.S.

[espo]

On the ninth day of Christmas someone brought to me ...(draws deep breath) ... nine kitties crying, eight wonderful friends, seven thongs for swimming, six bottles of E, Fiiiiive Golden Dilatooooors, four bottles of bollinger, three stiletto heels, two 600cc BA inserts and a letter of recommendation for Sex Reassignment Surgery.

[Devlyn]

"On the tenth day of Christmas, at my door I did see, ten lords with whom I'm sleeping!"

[espo]

On the eleventh day of Christmas Firefox brought to me eleven new forums for posting

[Cindy]

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true brought to me 12 lovers licking

[Cindy]

Santa Joke.

How does Santa like his Pizza?


Deep and Crisp and Even

Think about it and Christmas Carols

Cindy

[espo]

Twelve lovers licking
Eleven forums for posting
Ten lords with whom I'm sleeping
Nine kitties crying
Eight wonderful friends
Seven thongs for swimming
Six bottles of E
Fivvvvve golden dilatooooooors
Four bottles of bollinger
Three stiletto heels
Two 600cc BA inserts
And a letter of recommendation for sex reassignment surgery


Thats one awesome song !!! 

[espo]

If we had more people who were more active we could do this song:

100 bottles of E on the wall, 100 bottles of E ... take one down and (something something) now we have 99 androgynes on the wall.
99 androgynes on the wall, 99 androgynes ........

But we are too few I'm afraid.

btw, don't get the joke but I don't have that great of humour