I'm going to crochet myself another packer today, I think. I was going through my yarn stash and I have all these wool scraps that need to be made into something. I don't need another packer, I already have a wool one and a silicone one, but hey, it'll be fun.
I should start an Etsy shop; I wonder if there's a market for colorful wool penises.
OMG, I just remembered that I've seen glittery yarn in stores. I need this in my pants life.