the thread that can't be derailed....

[Constance]

I swear it's not just an orange, but an e-e-e-e-vil orange.

[cynthialee]

6 pages.
My best thread ever. I am a genius!

[Jaimey]

There's a really weird noise outside...like someone shaking sheets of aluminum outside my window.    creepy.

[justmeinoz]

If you had any doubts about your identity before, Caseyyy, thinking about sex straight after finishing a paper proves you are a.....STUDENT!!!

[caseyyy]

Hahaha. I was thinking about sex all throughout the paper as well, which was making it hard (pun intended) to concentrate.

[Constance]

If you had any doubts about your identity before, Caseyyy, thinking about sex straight after finishing a paper proves you are a.....STUDENT!!!

+1

[foosnark]

I want a rubber duckie.

I think I want two rubber duckies actually.  One for me, and one for the ghost/spirit in the bathroom that tosses things around.  I know stuff falls, especially towels off racks and mirrors off the walls their suction cups stick them too.  But when said mirrors land 5 feet away from the tub instead of inside the tub, it makes you think about how friendly a nice rubber duckie is and how that's a much nicer plaything for the invisble beings and/or impersonal forces that like to toss mirrors around.

And it's thematically appropriate.  And cute.  And perhaps squeaky.

[caseyyy]

Sounds like a poltergeist. *shudder* Always been terrified of them.

[foosnark]

Poltergeists don't worry me... we have a kitten.  A playful, inquisitive, psychotic kitten who apparently never sleeps.  Anything short of an actual home intruder with a chainsaw just pales in comparison.

Maybe two chainsaws.

[Pica Pica]

kitten with a chainsaw?

[espo]

6 pages.
My best thread ever. I am a genius!

Ya, awesome job, thanks 

[nickikim]

kitten with a chainsaw?

The Itchy and Scratchy show......

[foosnark]

I never expected it would be difficult to find rubber duckies when you're looking for them.  But then, it's nearly Christmas.  There are some stores I don't want to go near, and other places are full of whatever it is they think kids want, and apparently kids aren't asking for rubber duckies.

3 hours and 15 minutes left at the office before vacation.  I'm the only one in.  I need to find something suitably unproductive to fill that time, beyond posting here.

[nickikim]

I never expected it would be difficult to find rubber duckies when you're looking for them.  But then, it's nearly Christmas.  There are some stores I don't want to go near, and other places are full of whatever it is they think kids want, and apparently kids aren't asking for rubber duckies.

3 hours and 15 minutes left at the office before vacation.  I'm the only one in.  I need to find something suitably unproductive to fill that time, beyond posting here.

duck into wall mart , look in the baby section, not the toy dept, I had a f*ck of a time finding my nephew a duck.

[Eva Marie]

I never expected it would be difficult to find rubber duckies when you're looking for them.  But then, it's nearly Christmas.  There are some stores I don't want to go near, and other places are full of whatever it is they think kids want, and apparently kids aren't asking for rubber duckies.

3 hours and 15 minutes left at the office before vacation.  I'm the only one in.  I need to find something suitably unproductive to fill that time, beyond posting here.

Now i have that song that big bird sings on sesame street stuck in my head...

Rubber Duckie you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie I'm awfully fond of you
Vo-vo-dee-o!

Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise,
Rubber Duckie you're my very best friend it's true

Oh, every day when I, make my way to the tubby
I find a little fellow who's cute and yellow and chubby!
Rub-a-dub-dubby!

Rubber Duckie you're so fine,
And I'm lucky that you're mine.
Rubber Duckie, I'd love a whole pond of,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you!

Rubber Duckie you're so fine,
And I'm lucky that you're mine,
Rubber Duckie I'm awfully fond of you!

Thought i would share; maybe it'll get stuck in your head too 

[caseyyy]

Oh nooo. Evil. ;( That song is a total earworm.

[Pica Pica]

earworm.

A phrase that made the OED this year.

[nickikim]

 I am possessed by a legion of Muppet voices , led by Grover

[Jaimey]

I am possessed by a legion of Muppet voices , led by Grover

A legion of Muppets, led by Andrea Bocelli    Happy Holidays!

[nickikim]

Why can I never do that video like that right there, http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=CA#/watch?v=2yBUlhxq6d0