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Started by cynthialee, December 03, 2011, 09:47:32 AM

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LordKAT

#180
January 03, 2012, 12:00:27 PM
Quote from: Jayr on January 03, 2012, 11:49:36 AM
I can't find my cat's nipples.


???  Why do you feel a need to do so?
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Jayr

#181
January 03, 2012, 12:15:20 PM
I don't know o.o

She was laying on her back and I thought it was weird I had never seen them.
Especially since she's supposed to have 8 or something.

xD
Don't worry I'm not into bestiality.
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Pica Pica

#182
January 03, 2012, 12:20:54 PM
Quote from: Jayr on January 03, 2012, 12:15:20 PM
Don't worry I'm not into bestiality.

Just mild fondling it would appear.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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caseyyy

#184
January 03, 2012, 05:57:12 PM
My one dog has massive nipples. The others have entirely withered away. My hamster has huge balls, and I've yet to find nipples on the female gerbil. But it's OK, we're selling that troublesome thing anyway.
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Jaimey

#185
January 03, 2012, 11:23:05 PM
I have a ginger friend who is entirely too proud of her hamster's large balls.  Poor Snuffles would be embarrassed if he knew.
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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caseyyy

#186
January 04, 2012, 12:22:03 AM
Awww. I'm not proud of them, necessarily, but I do acknowledge them as terrible things. Terrible in every potential meaning of the word.

er·ri·ble   [ter-uh-buhl]  Show IPA
adjective
1.
distressing; severe: a terrible winter.
2.
extremely bad; horrible: terrible coffee; a terrible movie.
3.
exciting terror, awe, or great fear; dreadful; awful.
4.
formidably great: a terrible responsibility.
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Sweet Blue Girl

#187
January 04, 2012, 02:56:28 PM
this is a classic
you start a conversation about love and caring and hope,
and it goes up to little pet genitals
it happens me all the time.

I was in a bar once, and well... I don't know if I can tell you.
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Jayr

#188
January 05, 2012, 12:47:16 AM
Quote from: Sweet Blue Girl on January 04, 2012, 02:56:28 PM
I was in a bar once, and well... I don't know if I can tell you.

You started, now finish :laugh:

Little update; I saw one nipple today but she moved and I lost sight of it xD





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justmeinoz

#189
January 05, 2012, 07:01:00 AM
Why are you looking? Are you going into the cat dairy business?
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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nickikim

#190
January 05, 2012, 07:18:43 AM
Quote from: justmeinoz on January 05, 2012, 07:01:00 AM
Why are you looking? Are you going into the cat dairy business?
went to visit a friend once, he was out of sugar for my coffee, after some searching, he found a packet in his truck, he said " glad you don't take cream, I'd Have to milk the dog"......ewww!
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espo

#191
January 05, 2012, 08:13:51 PM
Nothing spells friend like someone searching the truck for a pack of sugar.
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Jaimey

#192
January 06, 2012, 12:09:10 AM
The other day, I was startled by a leaf.   Seriously, though, it came out of nowhere.
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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justmeinoz

#193
January 06, 2012, 03:13:35 AM
Experiment during WW1 by Scottish inventor.  He tried to tow model submarines stuffed with sardines to train the seagulls to expect a feed when they saw a periscope.  They would flock and reveal the location of the U-Boat. 
Only one snag, no seagulls in that part of Scotland!
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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Jaimey

#196
January 07, 2012, 01:13:28 AM
Quote from: espo on January 06, 2012, 05:53:39 PM
Was it a big leaf haha

I wish, but no.  It was small and dried up...and I totally jumped.  Like a mouse had run over my feet or something.  lol  I hope nobody was looking.
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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justmeinoz

#197
January 07, 2012, 02:36:37 AM
Do sardines attract leaves?   Maybe cause a diversion so you can escape?
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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NikaPlaidypus

#198
January 07, 2012, 04:51:59 AM
I stabbed my sausage.  Poor Schweigert!
Do you know the cow?  He is an insolent bastard!
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foosnark

#199
January 07, 2012, 07:54:13 AM
Our evilest cat has discovered a new game:  disassemble the humidifier and use its filter as a scratching post.
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